Sci Fi Deadliest Warrior

[Bakunin]

Don't bring out the Shatner, hes the ace of spades. If William Shatner had to fight Jesus and Tyson together, I wouldn't know where to put my money.

Yep, he'd just sing his back catalogue at them and victory would be inevitable.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Johnny Alpha

Vs

Boba Fett

Who's the hardest bounty hunter?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Yeah but this isn't D&D is it? It's not like Clerics can heal injuries and raise the dead for either the Taliban or the IRA.

No, they're mostly too low level. However, you really wouldn't want to try it on with, say, Mullah Omar. According to CIA reports he is at least a level 12 cleric, and also dual-classed fighter.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Johnny Alpha


Vs

Boba Fett


Who's the hardest bounty hunter?

Well it's clearly Johnny Alpha isn't it? Boba Fett is rubbish. How many people has he actually killed? Has he ever defeated a crypto-fascist government, even if only to be exiled? I think not.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

The Pope

vs Dick Cheney

One must fall.

 

[DotCommunist]

Good one. Natzingers ctholo-nazi nonce magic vs Cheney's military industrial machine.

I don't know who would win, but I'd want the film rights

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Don't forget that Cheney is also a high-level magic user with support from the Bilderbergers - even if the Pope is probably the highest-level cleric on this plane.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

The Pope

vs Dick Cheney

One must fall.

 

[8den]

Well it's clearly Johnny Alpha isn't it? Boba Fett is rubbish. How many people has he actually killed? Has he ever defeated a crypto-fascist government, even if only to be exiled? I think not.

And Boba Fett got his ass kicked by a blind Han Solo.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Don't forget that Cheney is also a high-level magic user with support from the Bilderbergers - even if the Pope is probably the highest-level cleric on this plane.

Yeah but the Vatican have got the Fatima Prophecies and such like and I reckon one of them has to be the blueprints to some secret mega weapon or arcane source of power

 

[DotCommunist]

Yeah but the Vatican have got the Fatima Prophecies and such like and I reckon one of them has to be the blueprints to some secret mega weapon or arcane source of power

the Vatican is still sitting on Da Vinci's cold fusion reactor designs.

 

[Idris2002]

The Culture vs the Borg

Oh come on! No one takes on the Culture and wins!

Idirans versus Klingons, now that would be an interesting match.

 

[DotCommunist]

Oh come on! No one takes on the Culture and wins!

Idirans versus Klingons, now that would be an interesting match.

Brief and bloody, but Idirans take it on weight advantage.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

The Borg are scary but basically rubbish - they're just monsters, dumb stumbling zombies without the incredible mental advantages that you'd expect them to have. And probably a metaphor for communism or something. There's a much better evangelistic group-mind in Vacuum Flowers.

I'm still stuck between Cheney and the Pope btw. I think if the Vatican could storm the Pentagon and fight through to the underground chamber where Cheney's real heart is stored, they could kill him, but that's a tough undertaking.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The Borg are scary but basically rubbish - they're just monsters, dumb stumbling zombies without the incredible mental advantages that you'd expect them to have. And probably a metaphor for communism or something. There's a much better evangelistic group-mind in Vacuum Flowers.

I'm still stuck between Cheney and the Pope btw. I think if the Vatican could storm the Pentagon and fight through to the underground chamber where Cheney's real heart is stored, they could kill him, but that's a tough undertaking.

I reckon there are fleets of trained Nuns prepared for just this.

 

[Idris2002]

I reckon there are fleets of trained Nuns prepared for just this.

Irish Ninja Nuns, who honed their martial arts skills through decades of battering National School pupils.

 

[camouflage]

Johnny Alpha

Vs

Boba Fett

Who's the hardest bounty hunter?

No way Fetts beating the Strontium Dog. Wong class entirely.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Boba Fett hasn't even got a chin.

 

[DotCommunist]

We all know Logan could take them both

 

[camouflage]

speaking of which...

Slaine

vs

Conan

Or to put another way, Berserker Fit vs California Governership.

 

[camouflage]

Getting nastier...

vs

*long-standing animosity born of that whole crank-call/phone-home unpleasantness*

 

[DotCommunist]

Alf and ET would blatantly get into the lab and design a way to fruitful union

 

[FridgeMagnet]

speaking of which...

Slaine


vs

Conan


Or to put another way, Berserker Fit vs California Governership.

Depends on whether you're talking the original Robert E. Howard Conan, who was basically a Lovecraft hero but hard (i.e. when confronted with the mind-twisting thing that time forgot, chop it up and steal its shit rather than go loopy) or some pussified post-facto version.

 

[DotCommunist]

speaking of which...

Slaine

vs

Conan

Or to put another way, Berserker Fit vs California Governership.

Slaine has that mental berserker mode. He pwns

 

[camouflage]

Alf and ET would blatantly get into the lab and design a way to fruitful union

The fruit of their terrible union...

 

[Idris2002]

Aye, but Slaine loses points for being involved in a frankly quite appalling attempt to pass off as 'ancient British legends' what are actually ancient IRISH legends.

 

[camouflage]

Aye, but Slaine loses points for being involved in a frankly quite appalling attempt to pass off as 'ancient British legends' what are actually ancient IRISH legends.

Didn't know that.

 

[Cid]

vs

 

[8den]

Getting nastier...

vs

*long-standing animosity born of that whole crank-call/phone-home unpleasantness*

Look at those arms, Alf would kick ETs ass.

 

[8den]

Oh and Riker can be a dick but C-3P0 go his ass kicked by that monkey thing on Jabbas barrage.