Good callcat107 said:However, I love Alistair Reynolds who is an excellent 'hard' sci-fi writer

Just about everything peddaled under the 'Forgotten Realms' title... The fact you're writing for early teens with bad acne and few friends does not mean you can churn out unmitigated crap.
Tolkien, Feist, Gemmel, Pratchett, Katherine Kerr - who else cuts the mustard?
I second this recommendation (quite belatedly). Scott Lynch has a new one out that I have read yet - anyone tried it?tell you what I just read: "The Lies of Locke Lamora" by Scott Lynch.
The blurbs are full of "a city to rival Lankhmar" and such, which worried me - but it was ace! Yes, ace!
"From where do you come barbarian, and by what are you called?" Gasped the complying wench, as Grignr smothered her lips with the blazing touch of his flaming mouth.
The engrossed titan ignored the queries of the inquisitive female, pulling her towards him and crushing her sagging nipples to his yearning chest. Without struggle she gave in, winding her soft arms around the harshly bronzedhide of Grignr corded shoulder blades, as his calloused hands caressed her firm protruding busts.
lulz


Firm protruding busts? Lithe opaque noses? Are these women deformed?![]()

Stephen R Lawhead. Writes awful Arthurian fantasy.
And the voices of the departed spoke "on second thoughts...".
).............You all forgot Marion Zimmer Bradley...............
(DC you know the other day when i said about having quite a lot of embarrassing stuff in my collection..................there's quite a few mentioned here).............
Sheri Tepper is a favourite of mine.........
)I second this recommendation (quite belatedly). Scott Lynch has a new one out that I have read yet - anyone tried it?
That lithe, opaque nose bit is hilarious, but the bloke was only sixteen when he wrote it and published it in a fanzine - that doesn't really merit a lifetime of mockery.
This, however, does.
"We have much to discuss, TT,' said the fair youth amiably."And many agreements to make."
'TT's face lit up with charm and vitality. Reaching across the coffee-table, he extended his hand in friendship. Dominic, accepting TT's goodwill, stretched out his own arm and they shook hands.
'Eagerly leaning forward with his hands clasped together, TT spoke enthusiastically. His fine baritone voice filled the room with warm optimism. "Where would you like to begin?" he asked.'
Footfall has recieved some damning condemnations in this thread (its in my collection)

I got taken out to lunch by his editor- he gave me Mis-Spent youth for freeI enjoyed them actually, his editor needs to force him to write short stories - at all times![]()

2/ Mars Trilogy, Kim Stanley Robinson