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Sci Fi and Fantasy writing is not an excuse to be SHIT

tell you what I just read: "The Lies of Locke Lamora" by Scott Lynch.

The blurbs are full of "a city to rival Lankhmar" and such, which worried me - but it was ace! Yes, ace!
 
God knows what Frank Herbert did to little Brian, so he would grow up and revenge himself on his old man with his shitey Dune prequels.

However, I love Alistair Reynolds who is an excellent 'hard' sci-fi writer - Century Rain is ace (sci fi noir?), but balances the hard science with really good plots, characters and writing. And he can write female characters well, which a lot of sci-fi writers can't manage. (yes, Philip Kerr, I'm referring to you and your large-breasted Amazonian scientists)
 
Just about everything peddaled under the 'Forgotten Realms' title... The fact you're writing for early teens with bad acne and few friends does not mean you can churn out unmitigated crap.

This was a view I always held as well (ie, the selling point was going to be the Forgotten Realms / D&D setting and not the quality of the actual book itself) and as a result I stayed well clear of them all.

But recently picked one* up and enjoyed it so much that I read the follow ups.


Homeland, pt 1 of the Dark Elf trilogy -
http://www.amazon.com/Trilogy-Collectors-Homeland-Exile-Sojourn/dp/0786915889
 
Tolkien, Feist, Gemmel, Pratchett, Katherine Kerr - who else cuts the mustard?

Wyndham, Aldiss, Reynolds, Atwood, Herbert (père!), Ballard, Dick, Pohl, Bear, Wells, Heinlein. Special mention to David Mitchell for Cloud Atlas.
 
tell you what I just read: "The Lies of Locke Lamora" by Scott Lynch.

The blurbs are full of "a city to rival Lankhmar" and such, which worried me - but it was ace! Yes, ace!
I second this recommendation (quite belatedly). Scott Lynch has a new one out that I have read yet - anyone tried it?
 
"From where do you come barbarian, and by what are you called?" Gasped the complying wench, as Grignr smothered her lips with the blazing touch of his flaming mouth.
The engrossed titan ignored the queries of the inquisitive female, pulling her towards him and crushing her sagging nipples to his yearning chest. Without struggle she gave in, winding her soft arms around the harshly bronzedhide of Grignr corded shoulder blades, as his calloused hands caressed her firm protruding busts.


lulz
 
You all forgot Marion Zimmer Bradley...............


(DC you know the other day when i said about having quite a lot of embarrassing stuff in my collection..................there's quite a few mentioned here:o).............



Sheri Tepper is a favourite of mine.........
 
You all forgot Marion Zimmer Bradley...............


(DC you know the other day when i said about having quite a lot of embarrassing stuff in my collection..................there's quite a few mentioned here:o).............



Sheri Tepper is a favourite of mine.........


Footfall has recieved some damning condemnations in this thread (its in my collection:o)
 
I second this recommendation (quite belatedly). Scott Lynch has a new one out that I have read yet - anyone tried it?

Yes, yes it is. Very good. So good I nearly bought a copy. (Actually, I might have bought a copy and lent it to someone 8 hours later, having finished it in one go).

So good I had to close my mind to the thought of it, to prevent me worrying about what's going to happen in the next one.

Damn you for reminding me of this!!!
 
That lithe, opaque nose bit is hilarious, but the bloke was only sixteen when he wrote it and published it in a fanzine - that doesn't really merit a lifetime of mockery.

This, however, does.
 
That lithe, opaque nose bit is hilarious, but the bloke was only sixteen when he wrote it and published it in a fanzine - that doesn't really merit a lifetime of mockery.

This, however, does.



"We have much to discuss, TT,' said the fair youth amiably."And many agreements to make."

'TT's face lit up with charm and vitality. Reaching across the coffee-table, he extended his hand in friendship. Dominic, accepting TT's goodwill, stretched out his own arm and they shook hands.

'Eagerly leaning forward with his hands clasped together, TT spoke enthusiastically. His fine baritone voice filled the room with warm optimism. "Where would you like to begin?" he asked.'


oh dear. Thats not even funnily bad. Its just poor.



I've long nursed in my heart a hatred of the awfulness of Heinlens 'Number of the Beast'

But, apparently its a deconstruction of good and bad ways to write. Supposedly the appalingly written sex scenes etc. were cleverly bad examples, and the good bits were the opposing examples.

I'd have to read it again to judge, but I reckon the above is bollocks. It's just a fucking awful book with enough sci-fi markers to suck in the obsessed reader of skiffy (me)

iirc I gave it up when his characters popped into the fucking Lensman universe.

It says a lot about Heinlen that he considered E.E Doc Smiths work to be brilliant.
 
Someone mentioned Niven/Pournelle earlier. Niven was a good writer once, but that was in the past. Pournelle could never write, but had some interesting ideas. The only books the two of them did together that were any good were The Mote in God's Eye and The Gripping Hand. By the time they did Footfall and others, Niven was well past his prime and Pournelle could never write anyways.

Agreed with whoever said that SF&F can be some of the best writing around, but the other 98% is utter crap.

Recently not shite authors - Vernor Vinge, Alistair Reynolds, Ian (M.) Banks.

SF's heydey was probably in the 60s and 70s - a lot of very well written stuff from there. I've always liked Harlan Ellison, Connie Willis, Philip Dick, etc. Though Connie's best novel (Domesday Book) was 1992 or so, the earlier novella Where Late The Sweet Birds Sang is a prototype for all post-apocalyptic novels.

(Obviously *I* can't write, but I can recognise it in others...)
 
Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang was written by the brilliant Kate Wilhelm (unfortunately nowadays she just writes cosy whodunnits). Connie Willis is weak by comparison.

I've pretty much given up on fantasty because there are so many dire trilogies around. I read all three Helliconia books because they were all I had with me on a rainy family holiday and they were dire. Can't understand why people like Brian Aldiss, at one time he was the only SF writer you saw on TV. Guy Gavriel Kay and Robert Holdstock write good fantasy.
 
Can I just recommend the best Sci-Fi series' I have ever read?

1/ Chung Kuo by David Wingrove [criminally pretty much entirely out of print]
2/ Mars Trilogy, Kim Stanley Robinson
 
2/ Mars Trilogy, Kim Stanley Robinson

Started well but I got really bored of it by the third novel, could have done with a good edit (though thats true of a lot of SF).

Just ordered Years fo Rice and Salt which I'm really looking forward to.
 
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