Saying Goodbye When She Leaves

[Yelkcub]

Dance round your place! Stick some porn on the tv, turn up the volume and play all the songs she used to hate! Bad times are over, matey: EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP YELKCUB!

(Although she seems to have taken our porn with her!)

 

[Gromit]

(Although she seems to have taken our porn with her!)

Hasn't she left you any?!

This more than anything proves that you made the right decision. A man's porn is his wank castle.

 

[skyscraper101]

(Although she seems to have taken our porn with her!)

That is unforgivable

 

[Sadken]

Dude......you're on the internet right now. Lateral thinking! As well as co-chairing Fun Club, maybe it's about time you thought of running for a place on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?

 

[Yelkcub]

Dude......you're on the internet right now. Lateral thinking! As well as co-chairing Fun Club, maybe it's about time you thought of running for a place on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?

Quite possibly

What the post involve?

 

[Sadken]

Looking at lots of pairs of tits I guess? I dunno....they turned down my application because of my undeclared loan from the Barclay brothers. Totally unfair. Why shouldn't I have my own death ray satellite? Eammon Holmes has got one.

 

[Yelkcub]

Looking at lots of pairs of tits I guess? I dunno....they turned down my application because of my undeclared loan from the Barclay brothers. Totally unfair. Why shouldn't I have my own death ray satellite? Eammon Holmes has got one.

You don't think I should declare my proton ray canon on the application form then?

If one of the pairs of tits is the Neville brothers I'm out, btw.