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Sausages 5 days out of date..............

Discussion in 'suburban75' started by internetstalker, Dec 23, 2009.


Should I eat the Sausages?

  1. Yes

    34 vote(s)
  2. No, don't be a fool

    13 vote(s)
  3. Other.......

    2 vote(s)
  1. internetstalker

    internetstalker Get naked!

    But they smell ok.

    Should i risk it?
  2. I'd risk beef, possibly, if the fridge was a good 'un but not pork. It's not worth getting food poisoning over Christmas for a measly bloody sausage.
    Badgers likes this.
  3. cliche guevara

    cliche guevara Well-Known Member

    Get on it! They'll be fine.
    Badgers likes this.
  4. boing!

    boing! hairy cheese eater

    Course they'll be fine!
  5. boing!

    boing! hairy cheese eater

    Although I'd like to reserve the right to retract that post in the event that you get really ill and christmas is ruined!
  6. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    I'll book the Guildhall for your funeral and have you laid out on the racehorse bar for the wake.
  7. internetstalker

    internetstalker Get naked!

    they are in the fryer
  8. Greebo

    Greebo 'scuse me, Mrs May, can I have my country back? R.I.P.

    Go ahead, eat the sausages, but can you leave me everything in your will first?
  9. Cook them to death, then microwave them to be sure.
    And don't come whinging on here if you have stomach cramps and the shits all Christmas:p
  10. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    They bung them full of preservative (e.g. sodium metabisulphate and stuff) so unless they have turned green and slimey I would eat still them.
  11. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    Best thing to do is not put them in the oven just yet.
    Start a thread asking half cut strangers on a website what they think using an anonymous poll.
    Making sure that the poll is anonymous means none of them can be blamed in a worst case scenario.
    The extra time wasted collating their response will aid your chances of survival.
    neonwilderness likes this.
  12. internetstalker

    internetstalker Get naked!

    so far so good
  13. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp


    Have you moved your bowels yet?
  14. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    Did you wake up again :hmm:
  15. johnnymarrsbars

    johnnymarrsbars www.friendrock.co.uk

    R.I.P Internetstalker :(
  16. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    Death by Expiry Date: DED. At least he went out with a bang-er.

  17. ice-is-forming

    ice-is-forming Its Hammock Time

    offer them to the dog..if he wants them then its ok
  18. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    A hambulance is on it's way
    DaveCinzano likes this.
  19. kittyP

    kittyP schmeeer

    Is he absolutely with no snout dead?

    Oh god not again. I haven't quite got over the last pork related pun thread yet. :facepalm:
  20. he died of an overdose of swine, women and song
  21. haZe36

    haZe36 Escapado

    I was going to suggest waiting a few more days to avoid feeling ill over Christmas.
  22. tarannau

    tarannau Mongolian eyed

    Never mind the out of date meat, but you deep fry sausages?
  23. salem

    salem Well-Known Member

    I've got a packet of unopened sausages that are dated 14th June, nice Morrisons ones. The kind of ones that you can tell are quality as they come laid out on a tray rather then bundled together.

    Did a google for "4 days out of date sausages" and this thread came up.

    Consensus on here seems to be that they'll be OK, but has contemporary thinking on the subject changed over the past 4 years?

    Did you survive and get through it unscathed internetstalker ?
  24. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    i think cheaper ones would last longer due to all the fat.

    but yes, they will be fine as long as they don't smell bad
  25. salem

    salem Well-Known Member

    Fucking hell. I google "4 days out of date sausages" and see this page is the second result. Read through to find it was only me that bumped it the last time :facepalm:

    Incidentally, the Drum & Bass Arena forum is the top result and they're a bit more pessimistic on the matter than here.
    Fez909, passenger, Idaho and 3 others like this.
  26. antimata

    antimata neck chops

    if they dont stink its a yes from me.

    if they stink bin it init.
  27. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    urban75: a vital source of information on out of date sausages.
    Chemical needs and CrabbedOne like this.
  28. copliker

    copliker ...


    Sausages always win.
    keybored, Fez909, Idaho and 3 others like this.
  29. Idaho

    Idaho blah blah blah

    What's with your cyclical interest in out of date sausages? And why do you forget the advice each time?
    dessiato likes this.
  30. copliker

    copliker ...

    Urbanworld host?

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