Sandwiches - how do you do yours?

[Madusa]

It's true. And it tastes like it's been in a bag for six months. Isn't it called Bingo or something?

Bimbo actually.

 

[EastEnder]

mate, sliced bread in spain is SHITE! It's fucking the size of a coaster!

You don't have to explain your bourgeois ways to me, I've seen how the other half lives.

 

[Scarlette]

I have them whole if by myself or cut them if I have company. I have no idea why I do that.

Because otherwise you'd look like a big greedy slop. Tut.

 

[newme]

Triangles, they work better that way.
Unless its one of those stupid small loaves in which case there no point cutting it.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I do in half so I have one curve and one square. If you do triangles then you have to have a bit of both surely?

This is very true.....I hadn't thought of that! Somehow the posh triangle-ness cancels out the part straight / part round issue....

 

[quimcunx]

Do you tell him it'll make his hair curl?

My uncle used to tell me things would make my hair white and my teeth curly.

 

[Madusa]

This is very true.....I hadn't thought of that! Somehow the posh triangle-ness cancels out the part straight / part round issue....

when I was a kid my dad and i always split rounds of toast and he'd let me decide whether i'd go for the rounded side or the triangular side. If lower down the pile of toast i chose happened to be a burnt side, I had to live with it.Gave an early lesson on decision making, that did.

 

[Biddlybee]

But no one, no one in the world, cuts them the second way.

Which one is the second way?

 

[blossie33]

I haven't made a sandwich for years but when I used to do cheese on toast (no grill now) I would cut it into four square quarters.

 

[EastEnder]

I haven't made a sandwich for years but when I used to do cheese on toast (no grill now) I would cut it into four square quarters.

I'm relieved to hear you cut it into four quarters.

 

[Rollem]

in half diagonally - everyone knows sandwiches taste better when cut into triangles

if i am feeling indulgant, i will cut into quarters, again triangles

 

[quimcunx]

Which one is the second way?

from curved top to straight tail.


don't tell me you do it that way!



I cut mine in half down the middle. It is a better way to manage the filling, no matter what these diagonal idiots on here might say.

 

[oomfoofoo]

My Dad does a rather strange, three cut thing, each piece a different size

Maybe it's a 'dad size', 'mum size' and 'child size'...I have no clue really

 

[quimcunx]

My Dad does a rather strange, three cut thing, each piece a different size

Maybe it's a 'dad size', 'mum size' and 'child size'...I have no clue really

This post needs a photo or diagram.

 

[Biddlybee]

from curved top to straight tail.


don't tell me you do it that way!

I did do it that way today, less decisions about which half to eat first - they're both the same. Like the bacon sarnie pic trashy posted?

I like my toast as triangles though

 

[Crispy]

I did do it that way today, less decisions about which half to eat first - they're both the same. Like the bacon sarnie pic trashy posted?

I like my toast as triangles though

You have true knowledge

 

[weltweit]

I cut them diagonally ..

Always ..

They are easier to eat that way..

Not voting in the poll. What was the point in making such a poll public?

 

[weltweit]

Actually, the sandwich is probably the most popular fast food in the world.
Competing with burgers hotdogs, pasties and the like.

And sandwiches are BRITISH !!

Yea !!

 

[boing!]

from curved top to straight tail.

What's wierd about that?! Makes perfect sense to me, then each half is about the same size.

 

[EastEnder]

Not voting in the poll. What was the point in making such a poll public?

Surely the real question should be, what's worse - asking the question in the first place or actually being interested in the answer?

 

[trashpony]

My Dad does a rather strange, three cut thing, each piece a different size

Maybe it's a 'dad size', 'mum size' and 'child size'...I have no clue really

My nan is really old and and blind has a bit of an eating disorder and so we now cut her sandwiches into 3. If you cut it into quarters, she maintains she couldn't possibly eat all of it but she'll eat 3 bits.

I cut them diagonally ..

Always ..

They are easier to eat that way..

Not voting in the poll. What was the point in making such a poll public?

I always make my polls public. What's the point of private polls?

Surely the real question should be, what's worse - asking the question in the first place or actually being interested in the answer?

I want to know which of you are going to serve me a decent sarnie

 

[fogbat]

My uncle used to tell me things would make my hair white and my teeth curly.

Well yes, but that's what uncles are for

I need some new lies to tell the gidgets

 

[EastEnder]

I want to know which of you are going to serve me a decent sarnie

Given the look of disgust I once received from boohoo at the sight of my freshly made fishstick & tomato ketchup sandwich, I'd imagine it's not me.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Three triangles. Sometimes two if it's not a big enough sandwich. Oblongs (cut half down the middle) are not very grown up and dare I say a little 'common' unless on white with hard cheese. .

 

[oomfoofoo]

@ quimcunx

I've not done attachments or the like before, but I'll try and decribe it.

If you cut from just under the crust diagonally but not quite to the bottom, that's one piece, then with the other straight corner, again cut diagonally into the middle.

You should end up with one bit almost a half sandwich triangle, one bit should be a quarter size triangle and a rather odd left over bit if that makes any sense at all

 

[fogbat]

Given the look of disgust I once received from boohoo at the sight of my freshly made fishstick & tomato ketchup sandwich, I'd imagine it's not me.

So, you like fishsticks?

 

[EastEnder]

Hell yes!

 

[trashpony]

Given the look of disgust I once received from boohoo at the sight of my freshly made fishstick & tomato ketchup sandwich, I'd imagine it's not me.

I have to say that bar a cup of tea, nothing that has ever emerged from your kitchen has looked appealing

 

[EastEnder]

I have to say that bar a cup of tea, nothing that has ever emerged from your kitchen has looked appealing

Apart from me.

 

[madamv]

Diagonal if -
Meat with salad stuffs
Grated cheese with or without salad stuffs
Sliced cheese with salad stuffs
Crab sticks with or without salad stuffs
BLT

Oblong if -

Meat no salad
Cheese sliced no salad
Bacon and Tommy sauce
Fish finger
Crisp