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butchersapron said:
What about those who like to lick bums of those people they otherwise disagree with? Eh? My god, you're no better than a nazi.

OMG. Those people who like to lick the bums of those people they otherwise disagree with probably like wearing Nazi Uniforms too anyway.

Can I prove it? No.

Apologies, to anyone who does like to lick the bums of those they disagree with, unless of course you like wearing Nazi uniforms too, because were allowed to discrimate against Nazi's, aren't we?

I'm an anti-Nazi Nazi loving anti-Nazi. I think?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
PS: While we're talking about Nazi's, Stan's line will be, everytime he carries some grotty far-right story, that he can't be a Nazi by defintion because he's Polish. Mark my words, the paper will be crammed with bigotry with this justification wheeled out just about every other day as cover.

(Yes, I do like Polish people, they're great, especially the Polish club in Clifton.)
 
munkeeunit said:
Stan's line will be, everytime he carries some grotty far-right story, that he can't be a Nazi by defintion because he's Polish.

Place I have seen the most ever Nazi graffitti?
Southern Poland.
 
bristle-krs said:
don't try telling my grandad that the polish can't be nazis. he hates poles :eek:

Isambard said:
Place I have seen the most ever Nazi graffitti?
Southern Poland.

Stans trump card won't last long then by the sounds of it. All we need now is some generously proportioned capitalist German to take over at the post, and the stage will be set for a monty python daily stand-off.

"we didn't start it!"

"Yes you did! You invaded Poland!"
 
it's stocked in my local newsagent now - here's a gem of a column:

"i always thought the saying 'no pain, no gain' came from some exercise freak. i was wrong, it was the chap who set up a bicycle business having just invented the wheel.

no doubt he didn't have to contend with the likes of northcliffe newspapers who seem to delight in attempting to crush any competition that happens to blossom in what they consider to be their patch.

one poor newsagent in clifton village tells me he had three visits from the bristol evening post's representatives in one week in an attempt to get him to remove copies of the clifton chronicle from his counter.

...

the straw that broke the camel's back came when i was handed a copy of the late edition of last thursday's evening post.

the story that has [sic] appeared on the front page of this newspaper in the morning had been lifted and reproduced without permission, or credit.

the people i had intereviewed had not been contacted and when one of them complained to the bristol evening post she was told her words had been taken from the clifton chronicle.

...

i have been forced to make a formal complaint to the statutory bodies which investigate such matters...

...

in the meantime, an army of mums from the bristol school of performing arts ( :eek: ) in redland has volunteered to patrol newsagents and supermarkets to ensure that there is no more funny business..."

:eek: :cool: :D
 
The Clifton Chronicle is fast becoming a genuine work of demented genius.
The copy I picked up last week had to issue an apology because the Polish language section in the first issue - which to many of us looked like a couple of pages of gibberish - was in fact, due to software error, a couple of pages of gibberish!
Well done Stan. Keep it up.
 
i like the news story on p2:

Viscious attacks on women in Cotham

and in case we weren't sicened enough, the first para of the story begins "A VISCIOUS robber has attacked four women in the Cotham area over a seven day period [more commonly known as 'a week', stan]."

i guess they don't stretch to subs. or spellcheckers.
 
It's War!

Bristol United Press managing director Tim Kitchen is
quoted as saying: "I am not commenting at this stage",
in a Press Gazette item claiming BUP's been reported to
the Office of Fair Trading by The Clifton Chronicle.

This follows allegations that BUP henchmen have been
pressurising newsagents to remove the Chronicle from
their shop displays, and hiding copies of the paper
and turning them upside down.
 
bristol_citizen said:
Bristol United Press managing director Tim Kitchen is
quoted as saying: "I am not commenting at this stage",
in a Press Gazette item claiming BUP's been reported to
the Office of Fair Trading by The Clifton Chronicle.

This follows allegations that BUP henchmen have been
pressurising newsagents to remove the Chronicle from
their shop displays, and hiding copies of the paper
and turning them upside down.

I thought it was only certain sections of the left who went in for paper-hiding-upside-down-turning sectarian type shennanigans, but clearly the right are developing a fetish for it too.
 
Next they'll be creeping up on each others newstands and papering over each others A2 headlines with their own versions. Just like the left...
 
But if they really want to mimic the left, the Chronicle needs to hijack the Post and the Post needs to hijack the Chronicle, and then they need to work out whose papers and posters to interfere with even though they've already surreptiously hijacked each other.

Not an easy game to play, and keep tabs on, but the left at least proves it's possible to take this kind of thing to an art form...

Couldn't resist. I'm off to finish my degree....
 
This BBC story contains the news that the Daily Mail is considering the sale of its regional newspaper business Northcliffe.

Presumably this would include The Bristol Evening Post?

While I doubt the editorial tone would be much affected by any sale, I wonder who might buy Northcliffe?

(-I don't think Stan could afford it though, tbh. :D )
 
Sunspots said:
This BBC story contains the news that the Daily Mail is considering the sale of its regional newspaper business Northcliffe.

Presumably this would include The Bristol Evening Post?

While I doubt the editorial tone would be much affected by any sale, I wonder who might buy Northcliffe?

(-I don't think Stan could afford it though, tbh. :D )

From The Press Gazette:
An emergency meeting of 100 journalists at the Evening Post and Western Daily Press on Wednesday unanimously declared a vote of no confidence in [Michael] Pelosi [Group Managing Director, Northcliffe]. Some staff are bitter, believing a top quality, profitable business has been undermined in a bid to push up profit margins in the short term.
Looks like local journos have been right royally shafted. And Northcliffe still intend to cut 47 jobs in Bristol and Plymouth. Bad days at "the top quality product" ahead... Ho, ho.
 
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