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Ryanair to charge for using the toilet on planes

Its a nasty business model - take all the business away from other airlines by being the cheapest carrier to an airport, then once all your competition is gone, start charging your customers for everything. Your customers don't really have a choice by then.

It's not quite like that here since there were no commercial flights before Ryanair. So of course it's appreciated that it's not business class and you're roughing it to some extent. But nevertheless an operation as profitable as Ryanair really doesn't need to be quite so malign towards customers as it does, I reckon.

Incidentslly their business model is based on a US carrier (Southwestern Airlines?) which introduced low-cost flights in, I think, the Seventies. That airline doesn't have the reputation that Ryanair does. Nor does Easyjet, for that matter. Possibly because there's a difference between no-frills and "fuck you".
 
He said this would not inconvenience passengers travelling without cash. "I don't think there is anybody in history that has got on board a Ryanair aircraft with less than a pound."

Unless you don't have change or just have Euros. I'd rather pay an extra £ on the ticket price if they are that hard up.
 
I went to Wan Kei's a couple of years ago in a huge party and the service could not have been friendlier.

If anyone's interested.
 
See earlier posting which provided that information.

So as I said. Extremely rare.

Why is Dublin difficult now? :confused:

Many of the real airlines now have reduced slots at Dublin so Ryanair is pretty much the main player for intra-Europe flights involving Dublin.

I went to Wan Kei's a couple of years ago in a huge party and the service could not have been friendlier.


That will be a disappointment to many!
 
Unless you don't have change or just have Euros. I'd rather pay an extra £ on the ticket price if they are that hard up.


and conveniently, if you are desperate enough to buy something on board, you wouldn't believe how often the crew don't have the change, so you end up overpaying

They remind me of taxi drivers :D
 
So as I said. Extremely rare.



Many of the real airlines now have reduced slots at Dublin so Ryanair is pretty much the main player for intra-Europe flights involving Dublin.




That will be a disappointment to many!


Yes, but at least you Ryanair are flying to Dublin and you get a choice of more than a couple of flights a day.

Shannon doesn't have the option of Easy Jet or Aer Fungus

and it's getting worse for Shannon

Ryanair confirmed that the Government’s new and unfair €10 travel tax is already having a damaging impact on forward bookings from 30th March next. This €10 tourist tax, which has already caused traffic declines in the UK and Holland when previously introduced, is devastating forward bookings in Shannon, because in many cases it exceeds the air fare paid by many passengers on Ryanair’s low fares routes from Shannon. Ryanair regrets that this 100% rate of tax leaves it with no alternative other than to reduce its aircraft numbers, routes, flights and traffic to/from Shannon from 30th March.

Ryanair confirmed this morning that from 30th March, it will:

Reduce its Shannon based aircraft numbers from 6 to 4 in Summer’09.
Reduce its route network at Shannon from 30 to 25.
Cut its weekly Shannon flights from 136 to 116 flights.
Reduce its Shannon traffic from 1.9m to 1.2m in the first year of this unfair €10 tourist tax.



How many flights per week go to Dublin?
 
They have a duty of care towards passengers while they are in the air, which would include providing toilet facilities, I would have thought. I would very much doubt the legality of charging for the loo while in flight.
 
They have a duty of care towards passengers while they are in the air, which would include providing toilet facilities, I would have thought. I would very much doubt the legality of charging for the loo while in flight.

If they can charge you for providing water, they can charge you for discharging it.
 
Yes, but .... :mad:

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FLY RYANAIR TO GO TO SHANNON

Have I missed something here? :D

We don't disagree but I didn't know about Shannon and you edited your post with further information after I'd responded.

Yes, there are airports with little or no option but Ryanair, but thankfully they're extremely rare and are currently restricted to the ROI and one or two others. I'd also give serious consideration to landing elsewhere and driving if Ryanair were the only option, especially if I needed a car at my destination.
 
The trains I take twice a day (SWT) definitely don't have toilets. Not that I want to compare it with a flight or anything.

That's the red trains that pootle about. The blue and the white ones all have bogs and they generally work fine.




I'd actually like Ryanair to charge for the loo. As soon as they do I'll fly withthem and just shit on the floor.
 
That airline doesn't have the reputation that Ryanair does. Nor does Easyjet, for that matter. Possibly because there's a difference between no-frills and "fuck you".
Sums it up perfectly. I've never had any real trouble out of Easyjet. I'd actually say Monarch is worse than they are.
 
I'd also doubt the legality of refusing a glass of water to a passenger in distress.

Not sure of the legality of refusing water in-flight but you can be sure that O'leary's had his lawyers all over it.

I'd doubt they'd refuse it if someone were in genuine distress but that opens the argument "what is distress?"
 
Really? What if there's not another airport within two hundred miles?

Fly Iberia, via Madrid.

Last time I went to Biarritz we went Air France via Paris as time before we tried Ryanair and it was so awful that changing in Paris was preferable. Even to Mrs. B. who is petrified of flying.
 
We don't disagree but I didn't know about Shannon and you edited your post with further information after I'd responded.

Yes, there are airports with little or no option but Ryanair, but thankfully they're extremely rare and are currently restricted to the ROI and one or two others.


Brindisi or was it Biarritz?!


Yes, remember Aer Fungus moved out and set up home in Northern Ireland meaning all the Aer Fungus passengers now have to fly Ryanair, and now they're talking about reducing Ryanair flights there as well. There's also the £10 travel tax that's been whacked on some of the Irish airports (although that's the Government's fault, not Ryanair's)
 
Aer Lingus is flying Heathrow-Shannon again from the end of March.


I know :D

They fucked up big time pulling out didn't they :D

Still try to avoid flying with the snotty up-their-own-arse little feckers though and they'll never be as cheap because of hte taxes at Heathrow
 
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