Rubbish you were told as a child

[Boris Sprinkler]

that swans can break your arms.

that when the ice cream man rings his bell it means he's out of ice cream.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Earwigs can crawl into your ear and bite through your eardrum and go into your brain if you don't wash the potatoes out of your ears

I heard that earwigs crawl in and make you deaf.

Could never get into camping after that

 

[cesare]

I heard that earwigs crawl in and make you deaf.

Could never get into camping after that

We always went camping so I had no choice Used to triple check for creepy crawlies though.