Roses

[Rollem]

lol @ this thread

i think i prefer quality street, coz they have the penny toffees

 

[Hi-ASL]

Why?

They're fucking horrible. Rank discs of sugared glue.

 

[sojourner]

Are.

NOT

 

[Hi-ASL]

^This.

 

[Madusa]

^This.

The opinion of snobby twats doesnt mean much to me.

Dont be silly, Soj. You are so wrong, I would give up if I were you.

 

[sojourner]

Dont be silly, Soj. You are so wrong, I would give up if I were you.

No, you're wrong

 

[whoha]

Roses

really smell like poo

 

[tarannau]

Well I've got a box of Godiva chocolates, so sod you all

And once I eat all four of the overpriced things I'm going to be munching Quality Street with the rest of you proles. Roses are clearly for the wet and the aged relative market only.

 

[Geri]

I like Roses best. My dad always gives me a box of Miniature Heroes for Christmas though. I wonder if it is too late to tell him?

 

[sojourner]

Well I've got a box of Godiva chocolates, so sod you all

And once I eat all four of the overpriced things I'm going to be munching Quality Street with the rest of you proles. Roses are clearly for the wet and the aged relative market only.

i knew there was something wrong about you

 

[tarannau]

Wet, see.

 

[sojourner]

I like Roses best. My dad always gives me a box of Miniature Heroes for Christmas though. I wonder if it is too late to tell him?

i've got a greasy smudge on my gigs - i thought that read miniature herpes at first glance

 

[sojourner]

Wet, see.

no

 

[Madusa]

really smell like poo

 

[isitme]

I like Roses best. My dad always gives me a box of Miniature Heroes for Christmas though. I wonder if it is too late to tell him?

Those are the worst chocolates ever. They miss the point of chocolates by making sweets into chocolates

 

[tarannau]

Look, colours, spangles, unisex graphic devices. A choc for all the family at Christmas, not just bedwetters and the infirm of tooth.

Quality Street tins sing about tacky old Christmas. Roses tins look like something you take to the ailing relative with a thyroid complaint.

Both assortments of chocolates are likeably crap, but one feels more appropriate somehow.

 

[sojourner]

Look, colours, spangles, unisex graphic devices. A choc for all the family at Christmas, not just bedwetters and the infirm of tooth.

Quality Street tins sing about tacky old Christmas. Roses tins look like something you take to the ailing relative with a thyroid complaint.

Both assortments of chocolates are likeably crap, but one feels more appropriate somehow.

that's got to be the shittest justification so far

 

[Madusa]

Thread over.

 

[Madusa]

that's got to be the shittest justification so far

piss off, you!

 

[tarannau]

It's slightly worse that 'they smell of poo', I give you that

 

[sojourner]

piss off, you!

fight? now?

OUTSIDE BIYATCH

 

[Hi-ASL]

They should just give Quality Street to the homeless.

 

[Madusa]

fight? now?

OUTSIDE BIYATCH

Look soj. I like ya. I really do, but I'm sorry to have to tell you that your roses stink of shit! ...Someone even said and I agree!

 

[tarannau]

She eats Roses - she's bitter, but almost certainly got a soft centre.

Anyway Roses eaters. Do you decant your camply coloured sweets into glass serving bowls, ashamed of the cloying awfulness of the tins?

 

[sojourner]

Look soj. I like ya. I really do, but I'm sorry to have to tell you that your roses stink of shit! ...Someone even said and I agree!

ohhhh..backing down are we?

come on, fight! FIGHT! *falls over*

 

[tarannau]

They should just give Quality Street to the homeless.

True. You wouldn't want them eating Roses and smelling (even more) of poo.

 

[sojourner]

Anyway Roses eaters. Do you decant your camply coloured sweets into glass serving bowls, ashamed of the cloying awfulness of the tins?

no

i only ever eat them when i've bought them for someone else

 

[Hi-ASL]

She eats Roses - she's bitter, but almost certainly got a soft centre.

Anyway Roses eaters. Do you decant your camply coloured sweets into glass serving bowls, ashamed of the cloying awfulness of the tins?

The tins are part of their romance and their mystique.

 

[Madusa]

She eats Roses - she's bitter, but almost certainly got a soft centre.

Anyway Roses eaters. Do you decant your camply coloured sweets into glass serving bowls, ashamed of the cloying awfulness of the tins?

Innit. I would. You gotta rock the QS's in their tin though. Proper ghetto.

 

[Geri]

i've got a greasy smudge on my gigs - i thought that read miniature herpes at first glance

Better than full blown herpes I guess.