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Cristiano is just fucking ridiculous this season, it's pure Roy of the Rovers shit he's pulling off!! Like seriously.

As for Kaka, he's an overrated cunt if ever I saw one, what's he been doing for OAP Milan this season? yes he put in a good performance against a descimated united defence last season in the CL but he hardly set the final alight, nor take his team to the Serie A title.

As for wankers talking about Rooney disappearing in big games, what a lot of shit, did you miss him in the home leg against AC? or even in the bore fest that was the FA Cup, he was the hardest working cunt on the pitch!

Cristiano is simply the most exciting player in the world at the moment.
 
revol68 said:
Cristiano is simply the most exciting player in the world at the moment.
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Probably true, though I wish it wasn't, despite Adebayor and about seven of our current team being corking.
Rooney is also, obviously, fucking great: best English player for a generation, etc.
 
leftistangel said:
How well did Christiano Ronaldo do compared to Kaka when the two clashed in last years Champions League semi-final clash? :p Thats the only question that matters. Scoring pretty goals against Premier League canon fodder, so what?

Try watching some other football leagues.
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eh what?

Cristiano was up against two players and had fuck all support in the CL, Kaka was playing against a decimated United defence.

And fuck kaka what;s he doing in Serie A, what the fuck are AC ole bastards doing? Fuck all squared. They won the CL last year cos they could rest all their players for it, they aren't challenging the league and that should be the bread and butter of all teams!

And I watch plenty of other leagues and the only player who is up there with Cristiano is Messi in terms of raw excitement.
 
chooch said:
Probably true, though I wish it wasn't, despite Adebayor and about seven of our current team being corking.
Rooney is also, obviously, fucking great: best English player for a generation, etc.
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Yeah I really want Rooney to get a goal, he deserves it, he's such a qualityplayer and his contribuion often gets overlooked, United without Rooney lack more than United without Ronaldo, Rooneys movement and vision are a cut above, he is so important in linking up the middle and the front.
 
revol68 said:
Rooneys movement and vision are a cut above, he is so important in linking up the middle and the front.
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Yep. Great footballing brain and all that. You can see defenders shitting themselves when he's around. That game against Villa, for one.
 
as for people saying Cristiano is a twat, fuck y'all, you just haters, the boy has such talents that he his ego can never outgrow his ability. He works his balls off in the training ground and you can tell he loves playing, he's like Henry but with a hunger and enthusianism that the grumpy french cunt could never match and best of all he's only 22!!
 
Ronaldo has no charisma though - he's just dead slappable innit.

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Charisma & class & talent.
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Charisma & arrogance & talent.
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Talent. And. Er.
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Charisma & arrogance & talent.
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Nuffsaid.

A great player's got to have a bit of something extra in the personal department. Best had the natural attractiveness there, Kaka's quiet and unassuming while being absolutely fucking stunning on the pitch.
 
He is a good player but I would love to have seen him come up against a good tackler like a Tommy Smith or Norman Hunter.

CRUNCH!! "Now lets see you do step-overs with a bruise the size of Birmingham on your shin"!!!:D
 
He seems to be side stepping past a lot less people than he used to.
It seems that all they have to do is stand still and he runs into them. :D

He's no George best is he.
 
if the wall hadn't moved he wouldn't have scored that free kick.

get him in a league with more tactically minded defenders and he will suffer. That's what putting 2 players on the oppositiong best player is called, tactics, and it's something British teams still aren't very good at.

His mum isn't angling for him to go to Real Madrid, that honour falls to AS. The Real Madrid comic.
 
mrkikiet said:
if the wall hadn't moved he wouldn't have scored that free kick.

get him in a league with more tactically minded defenders and he will suffer. That's what putting 2 players on the oppositiong best player is called, tactics, and it's something British teams still aren't very good at.

His mum isn't angling for him to go to Real Madrid, that honour falls to AS. The Real Madrid comic.
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LOL have you seen the state of some of the defences in La Liga?

And yes you can put two players on him everytime but a) that's freeing up alot of space for someone else and b) when Ronaldo goes walk about all over the pitch he's going to drag two players with him.

I really love people digging out the same old cliches about the more tactical continental game, the Italian teams have been shite in the CL bar AC Milan and even then they were able to concentrate entirely on it exclusively whilst other teams chased glory on other fronts to.
 
also Ronaldo's free kick went right over the top of the wall, it wouldn't have matter how much or little the wall moved.
 
Ronaldo is an incredibly gifted prancing buffoon. A smug, self-satisfied diving diva who is gradually learning to let his masterful skills do the talking rather than childish cheating and theatrics.
 
bluestreak said:
Ronaldo is an incredibly gifted prancing buffoon. A smug, self-satisfied diving diva who is gradually learning to let his masterful skills do the talking rather than childish cheating and theatrics.
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the most fouled player in the league.

change the fucking record.

That boy Ronaldo makes England look shite... :D
 
revol68 said:
And yes you can put two players on him everytime but a) that's freeing up alot of space for someone else and b) when Ronaldo goes walk about all over the pitch he's going to drag two players with him.

I really love people digging out the same old cliches about the more tactical continental game, the Italian teams have been shite in the CL bar AC Milan and even then they were able to concentrate entirely on it exclusively whilst other teams chased glory on other fronts to.
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come on then, why did he disappear in the champions league semi finals? why didn't he win the world cup with portugal?
 
mrkikiet said:
come on then, why did he disappear in the champions league semi finals? why didn't he win the world cup with portugal?
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he wasn't in the away leg at Milan like the rest of the United team cos our midfield was completely overran in terms of physicality and we had Schole and Carrick stuck far too deep trying to protect a patched together defence. there is alos the small matter of Uniteds players being shattered towards the end of the seaosn why cheating cunts AC Milan were playing for nothing in Serie A and could rest players at will, the fact that the final was between two teams that weren't close to challenging for the league says it all.

As for your comments about why he didn't win the world cup? is that parody, Ronaldo certainly didn't disappear at the world cup and no matter how good a player you are you can't simply make your team win the world cup. You might as well ask why Kaka didn't win the world cup or Messi either.

The fact is that the league is a players bread and butter and Ronaldo is delivering in that at a ridiclous level compared to Kaka whose team have managed I think one victory at home this season.
 
revol68 said:
As for your comments about why he didn't win the world cup? is that parody, Ronaldo certainly didn't disappear at the world cup and no matter how good a player you are you can't simply make your team win the world cup. You might as well ask why Kaka didn't win the world cup or Messi either.

The fact is that the league is a players bread and butter and Ronaldo is delivering in that at a ridiclous level compared to Kaka whose team have managed I think one victory at home this season.
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Messi didn't win it because he wasn't allowed on the pitch by his coach. Kaka didn't win it because he was playing in the same team as Ronaldinho...

I don't remember your boy Ronaldo having a massive PLAYING impact in the match against England, or against France for that matter. did i miss something?

A league may be a players bread and butter but the truly great players don't only score wonder goals against defences full of old men like Portsmouth, they score them in world cups, and european competitions.
 
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