As a United fan, I'm very happy about this.
First - he's no where near worth £80 Million. £58 million tops I would have offered. We got a good deal.
Second - it should settle the Tevez matter - who I think will score more goals this season than he did last. Rooney on the other hand is the best player at United by far.
Third - the whining little twat can shut up whining about being 'treated like a slave' which was a fucking ridiculous thing to say

plus his tantrums on the pitch for not being given a penalty every time he slips over in the box won't be missed by anyone.
Fourth - it would be so funny if Madrid don't win anything next year