Ronaldo finally gets his wish?

[Biffo]

So am I to understand that Ronaldo crashed his car into a wall and no other car was involved? No other car touched him or was near him but he crashed. To draw an anology it would be like a footballer falling to the ground without another player making contact with him. No?

 

[internetstalker]

can't see what all the haters are w*nking about though, according to them he's an overated driver

there, corrected that for you!!

 

[internetstalker]

See picture above

bollocks, you beat me to it!

 

[agricola]

So am I to understand that Ronaldo crashed his car into a wall and no other car was involved? No other car touched him or was near him but he crashed. To draw an anology it would be like a footballer falling to the ground without another player making contact with him. No?

No.

A more correct analogy would be Ronaldo pulling over to the side of the road, parking the car safely in an appropriate location, then getting out of the car and loudly claiming to some police officer some bastard in a truck had just written off his car, killing him and his family.

When the police officer questioned this version of events he/she would be surrounded by other drivers loudly backing up Ronaldo's claims to be both orphaned and dead, and a myopic tramp across the road would write to the Chief Constable demanding that the cop be sacked on the grounds that they were absolute incompetents to suggest that Ronaldo might not have been killed in a fiery collision between his car and a truck.

Then Ronaldo would get back in his car and drive off, uninjured and alive.

 

[Badgers]

bollocks, you beat me to it!

Snigger

 

[internetstalker]

No.

A more correct analogy would be Ronaldo pulling over to the side of the road, parking the car safely in an appropriate location, then getting out of the car and loudly claiming to some police officer some bastard in a truck had just written off his car, killing him and his family.

When the police officer questioned this version of events he/she would be surrounded by other drivers loudly backing up Ronaldo's claims to be both orphaned and dead, and a myopic tramp across the road would write to the Chief Constable demanding that the cop be sacked on the grounds that they were absolute incompetents to suggest that Ronaldo might not have been killed in a fiery collision between his car and a truck.

Then Ronaldo would get back in his car and drive off, uninjured and alive.

 

[rosa]

Rumours that he sarcastically clapped the AA man and said the wall should have been 10 yards further back have yet to be confirmed.

thank you very much, i'm here all week

 

[Mr Retro]

Rumours that he sarcastically clapped the AA man and said the wall should have been 10 yards further back have yet to be confirmed.

thank you very much, i'm here all week

Just sent that on to my friends