Reverse a song title.

[maomao]

Nina Simone special:

Please let me be misunderstood

My baby cares for everyone except me

I'm glad I don't know how it would feel to be free

Have got some, I got death

Mrs Bojangles

I hates you Bess

Feeling terrible

Yellow soft drinks

 

[savoloysam]

(Clash Special)

(Earlier I posted Bangor Hanging Up)

You wasn't pacifistic to the anarchists (and the anarchists lost)

Lawyers on your stomach.

Mattress Stuffer.

Portuguese Kisses

Shouldn't you go or shouldnt you stay.

This isn't Scotland.

Found outside the corner shop.

Unknow my boundaries.

Slump Fruitfully.

The feeble 3.5

Take the long route to Heaven.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Very few songs here follow the exact definition of what an opposite is.

Just lean into it.

No

 

[WouldBe]

No

Teleport from hell?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Teleport from hell?

Still the same direction. . . and obviously the reverse of stairs is not teleportation.

 

[maomao]

Staircase made out of antimatter to hell.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Staircase made out of antimatter to hell.

There see, it's not that hard is it.

Excellent work.

 

[JimW]

Slide Into the Inferno

 

[magneze]

She's the worst at sitting down.

 

[maomao]

The colour of the hair on my worst enemy's arse.

 

[savoloysam]

There see, it's not that hard is it.

Excellent work.

If we are going to get pedantic then surely that one should be "Staircase from Hell" but you could probably pick holes in that too.

 

[savoloysam]

Anyhoo we're probably going into double territory now but fuck it

Annie Moonbeam and the flies from Venus.

 

[danny la rouge]

You’re My Venus.

 

[savoloysam]

Ebenezarra Bad.

 

[magneze]

A lot more monologue.

 

[8ball]

I was just born on your legs this morning.

This reads like something from the “cute but weird thing your child just said” thread.

 

[magneze]

-3 isn't the usual letter

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

If we are going to get pedantic then surely that one should be "Staircase from Hell" but you could probably pick holes in that too.

No. Because annoyingly, despite from being the opposite of to, a staircase from hell would be going in the same direction as a stairway to heaven, so paradoxically would be the same thing.

 

[savoloysam]

No. Because annoyingly, despite from being the opposite of to, a staircase from hell would be going in the same direction as a stairway to heaven, so paradoxically would be the same thing.

You are assuming they exist therefore your argument is mute

 

[magneze]

One way staircase to hell

 

[WouldBe]

No. Because annoyingly, despite from being the opposite of to, a staircase from hell would be going in the same direction as a stairway to heaven, so paradoxically would be the same thing.

Travelator from hell?

 

[WouldBe]

One way staircase to hell

Greasy pole to hell.

 

[deeyo]

Greasy pole to hell.

fall from grace?

 

[WouldBe]

I've left the navy then.

 

[hitmouse]

Frank Wilson - Do You Love Me?
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Do I Love You?

 

[JimW]

Just A Little Bit of Asha Left in the Bottom

 

[hitmouse]

Other Good Plants songs:

More usual than being mean
Climb, Lazarus, Climb!
Convoluted from me

 

[JimW]

Get Me Far Away, Urban Bypasses.

 

[maomao]

O. W. S. A.

 

[8ball]

You are assuming they exist therefore your argument is mute

Do you mean moot?

Also, plenty of songs are about things that don’t exist (true love, happy endings, big yellow taxis etc.).