madzone
Physically unfavourable
I can't trust a man who didn't secretly want to bone Miss PiggyNo, she was a right old pig.
There's a butchery joke in there somewhere....
I can't trust a man who didn't secretly want to bone Miss PiggyNo, she was a right old pig.
I'll bear that in mindAnyway.. Madzone has made me want to do this more.![]()

Miss P? Nah, she just wanted to be lovedwasn't she a bit comfortable shoes feminist?
Anyway.. Madzone has made me want to do this more.![]()
I'll bear that in mind![]()

What's danepak?Stopped eating Danepak a while ago when I learnt of their methods, pigs in crates is so cruel.![]()

psstI'm keeping the pork then

I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some

where's your stall going to be?I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some
What's danepak?![]()
I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some

Dnaish brand of bacon, tastes lovely too!![]()
bangerswhat the fuck are they?![]()

Except tallerlol madzone's like lil mo from eastenders.![]()

Except taller![]()
Maybe not now......Hi Big Mo
Maybe not now......
Why does everything have to be on YOUR terms? eh?!
Because
I could've gone into mum mode and said, 'Because Y's not Z.' Would that have been better?I used to say that when I was a kid....