Remote pig ownership

[madzone]

No, she was a right old pig.

I can't trust a man who didn't secretly want to bone Miss Piggy

There's a butchery joke in there somewhere....

 

[madzone]

Anyway.. Madzone has made me want to do this more.

I'll bear that in mind

 

[Kanda]

wasn't she a bit comfortable shoes feminist?

 

[madzone]

wasn't she a bit comfortable shoes feminist?

Miss P? Nah, she just wanted to be loved

 

[_pH_]

Anyway.. Madzone has made me want to do this more.

I'll bear that in mind

I'm keeping the pork then

 

[Biddlybee]

Stopped eating Danepak a while ago when I learnt of their methods, pigs in crates is so cruel.

What's danepak?

I'm keeping the pork then

psst

 

[_pH_]

yes, bee? are you attempting to attract my attention?

 

[madzone]

I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some

 

[_pH_]

I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some

Farmers market

 

[fogbat]

Farmers market

Meat market

 

[Biddlybee]

I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some

where's your stall going to be?

 

[zenie]

What's danepak?

Dnaish brand of bacon, tastes lovely too!

I'll be in London on 13th June with snorkers if anyone would like to purchase some

what the fuck are they?

 

[Biddlybee]

Dnaish brand of bacon, tastes lovely too!

what the fuck are they?

bangers

 

[fogbat]

Can we put in an order now, Madz?

 

[madzone]

where's your stall going to be?

 

[Madusa]

lol madzone's like lil mo from eastenders.

 

[madzone]

lol madzone's like lil mo from eastenders.

Except taller

 

[Madusa]

amadzonian, lololol!

 

[madzone]

I don't get it

 

[madzone]

Lol @ the tags

 

[Kanda]

Except taller

But Tall Mo sounds shit.

 

[madzone]

But Tall Mo sounds shit.

Call me Big Mo.

Dare ya

 

[Kanda]

Hi Big Mo

 

[madzone]

Hi Big Mo

Maybe not now......

 

[Kanda]

Maybe not now......

Why does everything have to be on YOUR terms? eh?!

 

[madzone]

Why does everything have to be on YOUR terms? eh?!

Because

 

[Kanda]

Because

I used to say that when I was a kid....

 

[madzone]

I used to say that when I was a kid....

I could've gone into mum mode and said, 'Because Y's not Z.' Would that have been better?

 

[Kanda]

Not really.

 

[madzone]

You really know how to hurt me, Kanda