"red shoes - no knickers"

[mrs quoad]

Mrs quoad is currently wearing red knickers.

And no shoes

 

[zenie]

Isn't that the dull movie with Ralph Fiennes in it?

 

[Winkybag]

Im now home... look, no knickers!

*has a little peek*

 

[twisted_angel]

Mrs quoad is currently wearing red knickers.

And no shoes

And you said they wouldnt fit!

 

[mrs quoad]

And you said they wouldnt fit!

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=208527 !A_T ,lluf si xob ruoY

 

[twisted_angel]

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=208527 !A_T ,lluf si xob ruoY

its not no more!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lang rabbie]

Unfortunately when "red shoes" are mentioned, I immediately think of the chap who seems to haunt every jumble sale/car boot in south London looking for book bargains, and who seems to have been wearing the same style of red leather shoes for the best part of twenty years.

The stalwart ladies who run these events told me that if he started prowling around your fundraising event furtively, it meant you had some rare first edition on the booksall that they hadn't spotted when sifting through the dross.

His underwear choices didn't bear thinking about.

 

[maes]

wow, i had no idea i featured in this thread as the paradigm of perv. how thrilling. must search for my name for often.

 

[Rollem]

i used to work on a hat stall, and they said "red hat = no knickers"

as you were...

 

[ChrisFilter]

so am i

and so is ChrisFilter - he *loves* it with a passion

Eurgh, I fucking hate it.. the least flattering fashion ever. Legs are nice, why hide them in horrible 90's leggings?! Fuck, I think I'm going to combust.. aaaaaaaaaargh