"red shoes - no knickers"

[Louloubelle]

Bah!

Louloubelle has edited and my immensely clever funny now makes no sense.

 

[foo]

Red's a slutty colour everyone knows that (and now we know why Louloubelle!!)

i didn't know that.

i wear a lot of red.

 

[story]

 

[foo]

wow.

a photo of me and unix out on the town..

edit: she's the shortarse.

 

[story]

Proof positive....

 

[Kameron]

Would you like to borrow my red shoes?

I'd prefer to borrow (or just plain keep) your knickers quite frankly.

 

[foo]

ewwww

Kameron, you are such a perve!

 

[twisted_angel]

I'd prefer to borrow (or just plain keep) your knickers quite frankly.

The apple catchers im wearing today? ok ill post them on

 

[Kameron]

Does anyone wear knickers in your head?

Well most girls don't but then most girls are 'very' Bi-sexual in my head. I can sometimes tell the difference between that and reality though spending to much time with Maestrocloud can totally screw up my radar about what is normal in that regard.

 

[Kameron]

The apple catchers im wearing today? ok ill post them on

I'll send you my address.

 

[twisted_angel]

Well most girls don't but then most girls are 'very' Bi-sexual in my head. I can sometimes tell the difference between that and reality though spending to much time with Maestrocloud can totally screw up my radar about what is normal in that regard.

Dont blame her for your pervy mind!







Hmm ok maybe you should!

 

[Kameron]

Kameron, you are such a perve!

I'm outraged. I didn't start this thread, I didn't start offering my clothes, I've just been swept up in the Grand Urban Perve. I'm just a puppy really. You know the Andrex Advert: "Wow, I've been eaten by a giant marshmallow." That puppy is me, I'm house trained and everything and it is only if you get me entirely over excited that I'll try to hump your leg.

 

[SubZeroCat]

ewwww

Kameron, you are such a perve!

Innit, they're everywhere too. sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by them !

 

[Kameron]

Dont blame her for your pervy mind!

Oh I don't blame her ... I thank her.

 

[zenie]

i didn't know that.

i wear a lot of red.

I *did* know that, and I wear a lot of red

Har!!

 

[foo]

That puppy is me, I'm house trained and everything and it is only if you get me entirely over excited that I'll try to hump your leg.

hump my leg??

you certainly will not young man!

i'd whup your ass if you tried to hump anything of mine, entirely over-excited or not.

you have been told. <stern look>

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

i once got told that red shoes = no knickers. is this true or not?

That woman in red Kelly le Brock had no knickers. Or did she just take them off?

Anyway she had red shoes.




Bollocks I have just remembered that she danced on that air blow thing and had red knickers on. She must have just taken them off later in the bedroom.

 

[Voley]

I'm not wearing any shoes but I am wearing red knickers.

Does that help?

 

[Kameron]

i'd whup your ass if you tried to hump anything of mine, entirely over-excited or not.

you have been told. <stern look>

I think I'm in love.

 

[SubZeroCat]

What red shoes and red gussetless panties?

Does that make you a double slut?

 

[The Groke]

i didn't know that.

i wear a lot of red.

QED......

 

[The Groke]

Well most girls don't but then most girls are 'very' Bi-sexual in my head. I can sometimes tell the difference between that and reality though spending to much time with Maestrocloud can totally screw up my radar about what is normal in that regard.

Hmm - maybe I should make a point of meeting Maestrocloud again next time I am in London.......

 

[WouldBe]

I'm wearing red DM's with no knickers.

 

[Thora]

I never wear red shoes, and I always wear knickers - unless it's getting close to laundry day and I've run out of clean pairs.

 

[WouldBe]

Red's a slutty colour everyone knows that

Red is my favorite colour.

 

[Kizmet]

Think you may have this the wrong way round..

No knickers = red shoes...

.. ewww.

 

[WouldBe]

Think you may have this the wrong way round..

No knickers = red shoes...

.. ewww.

That wouldn't work for me.

 

[Kameron]

I was looking for the quote to match this.

hump my leg??

you certainly will not young man!

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy.
-- Kylie Minogue

 

[Kameron]

That wouldn't work for me.

Brown shoes? eeeewwww. yuk, disgusting boy.

 

[Xanadu]

... rubbish joke