MY EYES!!!
It looks like someone urinated on a jellyfish.

Another weddingy one but I think she pulls it off in a way!
I LOVE her hair.
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Dress makes her look about 50 stone![]()
Yeah, she looks like a blue fecking whale!
Jessica Biel managed to wear not one, but two crap dresses on the night:
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Dress makes her look about 50 stone![]()
Yeah, she looks like a blue fecking whale!
Hmm - but she is overweight - nothing she's going to wear is going to make her look slim. I think it's close to being the most flattering option. Except the net skirt bit. Now beyonce's dress makes a slim-but-curvy girl look like a size 18. much more 'fattening' dress.

Is there some bad taste virus going around Hollywood this year?Am I the only one who finds it vaguely comforting that despite having a fantastic figure, money to burn, stylists at your fingertips, designers falling over themselves to lend you posh frocks and jewels dripping from every oriface most of these red-carpet types still look rubbish?
And I thought beauty was largely a matter of time and money!
Bring on the Spanglechick - she'd do a much better job!
Ace idea!
