Recommend me a new career

[Belushi]

I could never be a copper - I just don't have enough respect for the law - it would be a bit hypocritical arresting people for drugs n stuff.

Okay, lets take this form another angle. How about dope dealer? you certainly know enough potential customers

 

[Orang Utan]

I want to work in prison education. The vast majority of prisoners are functionally illiterate.

Aye, that would be a rewarding job, though not financially so

 

[Orang Utan]

Okay, lets take this form another angle. How about dope dealer? you certainly know enough potential customers

Nah, I'm too pretty for jail

 

[Pieface]

would you like to be my bitch?

Three meals a day, medical and dental cover and Dub doesn't get to touch you at all except on his birthday

 

[Orang Utan]

would you like to be my bitch?

Three meals a day, medical and dental cover and Dub doesn't get to touch you at all except on his birthday

OK then, I'm pretty sure I can outrun Dub and even if I can't I'm sure it'll be over in a jiffy.

 

[Hollis]

As for CSOs - not for me - if I was going to be a copper, I would want to be a proper one, not an ersatz plastic copper with no power

I dunno - you get to guard crime scenes.. Sounds okay to me..

"I'm sorry Sir, you can't go there, - a crime has taken place"

Wicked!

 

[Pieface]

Do you try to enter crime scenes much, hollis?

 

[Orang Utan]

Do you just want to obstruct people and tell people that they can't do stuff, Hollis?
Methinks it's you who is destined for local government.

 

[Pieface]

tee hee

 

[Hollis]

Life could be worse than a career in local govt.

I'm afraid after my time spent on the "UKs 100 Most Wanted" the Met will not be interested in recruiting me for some time to come.

 

[rennie]

You could move to the City and become my neighbour!