Recommend a nachos recipe

[cesare]

Nacho Pie.

1 big fuck off bag of nacho chips (Doritos will do)
Guacomole
Salsa
Lettuce
1 packet of beef mince
Spice for the mince.
A fucking shit load of cheese, grated.

Cook the mince with the spice, fully. Shred the lettuce and grate the cheese.
Layer it kind of like this. (in a deep cassarole dish) Mince-cheese-lettuce-guac. Stop layering when you run out of food to layer. Then when it's cooked (25-30 mins in a hot oven) serve with the salsa dip on top.

So where do the actual nachos come into it?

 

[Kanda]

So where do the actual nachos come into it?

On the side with sprouts.

 

[cesare]

On the side with sprouts.

Stirfried shredded sprouts with almonds

 

[kained&able]

you're thinking of my pants, after I've eaten it (you sick, sick bastard!!)

im always thinking of your crusty pants. mmmmmmm never been washed.


dave

 

[PacificOcean]

Well tasty.

 

[Chz]

The main problem is sourcing something better than Doritos from Tesco. Once you manage that, just throw whatever you like on it and bung it under the grill.

 

[strung out]

doritos are tasty though

 

[xes]

So where do the actual nachos come into it?

lol, yeah, you might want to put them in too

 

[pootle]

Poots, you are now going to be known as "the girl who can't make nachos"

Look at my face. Am I bovvered? My nachos always taste like shit and I was just looking for some direction! I guess this isn't the time to mention the last time I made 'em I used vegan cheese?

And at least I won't be known as "the girl who...." well, you know.

 

[pootle]

FYI - the nachos I made last night were much better than recent efforts.

Thank you so much for all your help and support. Couldn't have done it without you guys

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I guess this isn't the time to mention the last time I made 'em I used vegan cheese?

....and you wondered why they tasted like shit?! There's your answer. Right there.

 

[fractionMan]

vegan cheese?

LOL

 

[innit]

Well done pootle

bin the Sheese, eh?

 

[pootle]

The vegan cheese is gone.

I did use Doritos though. Was still facking lush.

More salsa and jalapenos next time though.

 

[danny la rouge]

nachos don't have a recipe! it's a question of assembly, not cooking.

This.

 

[johnnymarrsbars]

im hungry now

 

[Badgers]

Nachos are good

I used to make the salsa from scratch but it's a lot of faff so I buy a jar now

I make my own salsa always, it is cheaper.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

What the hell is vegan cheese anyway? Because one thing for sure it aint is cheese.

 

[ringo]

Shake chips onto heatproof plate. Cover with cheese. Heat. Dollop sauces on side, jalapenos on top

ta da!

It's the "ta da" bit I never get right.

 

[fogbat]

It's the "ta da" bit I never get right.

Needs jazz hands.

 

[ringo]

Needs jazz hands.

Yeah, I took it too far and blacked up.

 

[johnnymarrsbars]

What the hell is vegan cheese anyway? Because one thing for sure it aint is cheese.

my ex went through a phase of being vegan towards the end of our relationship (maybe thats what killed it off...one fucking block of tofu too far..) and she bought this vegan 'cheese' stuff.

it is one of the most revolting things i've ever tasted.

 

[rennie]

But what is made of?

 

[innit]

tofu?!

 

[boing!]

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese

(Sorry )

 

[Fruitloop]

i think it's made of fungus.

 

[Madusa]

.

 

[big eejit]

Inspired by this thread I had nachos tonight. Bloody marvellous. Completed by delicious home-made guacomole.

Thank you Mrs Eejit!

 

[Badgers]

Layer of tortilla chips
Layer of cheese
Layer of tortilla chips
Layer of cheese
Layer of tortilla chips
Layer of cheese
Microwave on low power
Grill for a short time
Add what toppings you want

 

[Crispy]

Layer of tortilla chips
Layer of cheese
Layer of tortilla chips
Layer of cheese
Layer of tortilla chips
Layer of cheese
Microwave on low power
Grill for a short time
Add what toppings you want

Yep, like that. No need for the grill at all.
Although, I am known to layer in the salsa with the chips and cheese.