Reasons not to go to shit nightclubs

[Badgers]

Just can't see myself ever going to one again regardless of who I am with or where I am.

 

[looneytune]

No, I agree with you, if it's a shitty nightclub, don't go. It's reason enough in itself.

Yeah, I reckon the OP should have chosen something a bit broader for a title, like: "Reasons not to go to nightclubs". In which case, all the reasons given so far would still apply

 

[trevhagl]

shit / expensive beer
Being old

 

[sim667]

I'm sorted for having sex

GHB?