elevendayempire
Registered Loofah
Apparently this is why Charlie Brooker gave up on doing TVGoHome; real TV was getting more absurd than his parodies...Giles said:
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Reality TV ideas????
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Paul Russell
Psychogeographer
eh?
Pro-celebrity badger baiting?
Also, I have a vague idea involving Lloyd Grossman and Gillian McKeith: match the stool to the z-list celebrity.
"Now, whose shit would look like thiiiiis?".
It needs some work, I know.
pno said:
Pro-celebrity badger baiting?
Also, I have a vague idea involving Lloyd Grossman and Gillian McKeith: match the stool to the z-list celebrity.
"Now, whose shit would look like thiiiiis?".
It needs some work, I know.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
Bush, bleurgh and Berlusconi in Abu Grahib with local guards 
(after shooting the place up with a tonne of DU ordnance.)
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(after shooting the place up with a tonne of DU ordnance.)
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pno said:
Hahaha, brilliant.
Termite Man
zombie flesh eater
Celebrity paint drying
We watch a celebrity paint something then watch them watching it dry !
We watch a celebrity paint something then watch them watching it dry !
Termite Man
zombie flesh eater
WouldBe said:No dip the celeb in paint and we can all watch it dry.
Then we could use one of them hot paint stripper things to get the paint off and paint the celeb with another kind of paint to see which dries better/has the best finish
elevendayempire said:
Yeah, I heard that. A mate of mine suggested "You've Been Maimed" over a few beers many years ago, and I always thought of that idea as one of the most tasteless nasty things to mention, as a joke, cos I assumed it would never happen.
And now it looks like it has.
Giles..
blueAsbestos
space harrier
security cam island.
a lot of fat middle aged men on a tropical paradise beach, watching video feeds from the arndale centre
a lot of fat middle aged men on a tropical paradise beach, watching video feeds from the arndale centre
mauvais
on reddit or something
21.30 - Schrödinger's Box - We've put 13 hapless contestants in a large box, left them there forever, and quietly gone away. Occasional updates in which we briefly surmise what might have happened to them.
Subtitles, Widescreen
Edit: actually let's call it Blind Brother and have a load of talentless no-mark celebrities proffer their worthless opinions. Featuring Sting, Jet from Gladiators, and err, the err, Outhere Brothers
Subtitles, Widescreen
Edit: actually let's call it Blind Brother and have a load of talentless no-mark celebrities proffer their worthless opinions. Featuring Sting, Jet from Gladiators, and err, the err, Outhere Brothers
mauvais
on reddit or something
22.15 - I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME ATMOSPHERE - Upstaging 'Space Cadets', and trying desperately to create the semblance of a show when all we really have is a witty title, we send a selection of talentless attention-seeking goons to the Moon and leave them there to fight over a single oxygen tank. Starring Matthew Kelly, that massive-chested gurning idiot from the Iceland ads, Makosi (?) and TERRY NUTKINS. Contains mild scenes of Nutkins.
23.35 - ANIMAL, CAMERA, HOSPITAL - It's past closing time at Shepherd's Bush Sainsburys and the supermarket has not yet emptied. Fat useless twat Jeremy from Airport arrives and releases six hungry lions into the store. We record what happens from our light-fitting vantage point above the meat counter. Things aren't going well on deli assistant Susan's first day as she's just fallen into a bath of mince. Will she make it to the exit travelator in time, and with her legs intact? Features strong language.
01.10 - LOLONEWS - We laugh in the face of tragedy; infinitely long show in which we dissect the day's more shocking events and reduce them to little more than a comedy footnote; WTF train crash? LOL. Act of terror? OMG ROFL xxx. And other such mundane shite. Not really worth bothering, was it? No. This week featuring a friendly giraffe who's fallen down a well full of hot acid, and a particularly amusing piece on the Hemel Hempstead fire - still burning in our media minds - with eyewitness Keith Flint. Do you see what I did there? Do you? His last name's Flint!
05:30 - CELEBRITY WAR ON TERROR - Continuing series in which we send various popular goons into a desert battle, ostensibly to counter the threat of religious fundamentalism but more accurately because we just don't like the shallow fucking twats. This week, Nicole Richie tries to engage Iraqi resistance in a glamorous but ultimately tragic gun battle. Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson is still trapped on that landmine in Cambodia, while Pete Doherty and friends are having significantly more luck curbing the narcotics output of Afghanistan. With William Shatner, for no good reason.
23.35 - ANIMAL, CAMERA, HOSPITAL - It's past closing time at Shepherd's Bush Sainsburys and the supermarket has not yet emptied. Fat useless twat Jeremy from Airport arrives and releases six hungry lions into the store. We record what happens from our light-fitting vantage point above the meat counter. Things aren't going well on deli assistant Susan's first day as she's just fallen into a bath of mince. Will she make it to the exit travelator in time, and with her legs intact? Features strong language.
01.10 - LOLONEWS - We laugh in the face of tragedy; infinitely long show in which we dissect the day's more shocking events and reduce them to little more than a comedy footnote; WTF train crash? LOL. Act of terror? OMG ROFL xxx. And other such mundane shite. Not really worth bothering, was it? No. This week featuring a friendly giraffe who's fallen down a well full of hot acid, and a particularly amusing piece on the Hemel Hempstead fire - still burning in our media minds - with eyewitness Keith Flint. Do you see what I did there? Do you? His last name's Flint!
05:30 - CELEBRITY WAR ON TERROR - Continuing series in which we send various popular goons into a desert battle, ostensibly to counter the threat of religious fundamentalism but more accurately because we just don't like the shallow fucking twats. This week, Nicole Richie tries to engage Iraqi resistance in a glamorous but ultimately tragic gun battle. Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson is still trapped on that landmine in Cambodia, while Pete Doherty and friends are having significantly more luck curbing the narcotics output of Afghanistan. With William Shatner, for no good reason.
Paul Russell
Psychogeographer
Sounds more like performance art.
mauvais said:
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
What about "It's a royal Knockout" in which members of the House of Windsor make shameless twats of themselves in an attempt to ingratiate themselves with the Great British Public?
*goes off to look up "ludus horribilis"*
*goes off to look up "ludus horribilis"*
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
jayeola said:
This is not a million miles from the real Hispanic-American TV show "Gana la verde" ("Win the green")in which "illegals" humiliate themselves for the chance to get the services of a top immigration lawyer for a year.
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
What about "Being Pete Doherty", in which PD and a gang of wannabes and hangers-on lie around out of their heads on scag, squirt ketchup at eachother through syringes and incoherently discuss new ways of getting in the tabloids?
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
jayeola said:
I want to be the presenter of this!
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
isvicthere? said:
I know it was shit but didn't Fergie look hot in that outfit on It'a a Royal Knockout
<covers head in shame>
Paul Russell
Psychogeographer
Imagine how great it would be with MPs.
isvicthere? said:
John Prescot leads "the Apprentice". 30 second pitch.... A group of young hopefulls run errands for JP in order to learn the trick of the trade and become a Blairite. They have to create as many "sneaky" taxes as possible and squeeze as much out of the public coffers as they can. Guest appearances from Euro MPs to give then tips on how to get onto the gravy train
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