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that place there is just off marylebone high street. Been in a couple of times. Undoubtedly very nice - yet typical of London - pretentious as f*ck!
I used to work very close to it and fanced some chips to takeaway. I wanted chips and something else - not fish. They only do fish - no patties/ sausages/ fritters etc. So I go in and say can I take some chips away please?
"There is a minimum charge at lunchtimes"
I looked around and the place was empty.
"I understand, but one - I want to take them away, and two, I dont' want fish"
"Sorry - there's a minimum charge"
I walked out laughing.
Minimum charge for take-away! Arrogant tw*ts!
that place there is just off marylebone high street. Been in a couple of times. Undoubtedly very nice - yet typical of London - pretentious as f*ck!
I used to work very close to it and fanced some chips to takeaway. I wanted chips and something else - not fish. They only do fish - no patties/ sausages/ fritters etc. So I go in and say can I take some chips away please?
"There is a minimum charge at lunchtimes"
I looked around and the place was empty.
"I understand, but one - I want to take them away, and two, I dont' want fish"
"Sorry - there's a minimum charge"
I walked out laughing.
Minimum charge for take-away! Arrogant tw*ts!
or is it
Chips are made by frying potatoes, not roasting them!
.

so rather than buy them, I sneak off to the chippy at lunch time or on the way home 
