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oh yeah right then if i work really hard i might acheive something truly brilliant such as finding a really long prime number
Heh. If you have that little imagination about what you can do with a maths degree, you shouldn't really attempt any higher education at all.

Here's a hint: everything that generates any money in this world is built on statistics. Numbers make the money go round, George, and money makes the world go round.

But if you don't fancy that, you could always do one of the many careers that depends on a numerical degree, or even just the ability to construct a logical argument given to you by a maths degree. Like, well, any job worth having.
 
no really

the tutor who's doing a phd who just started teaching this year and the head tutor who's going to be doing a phd when she gets time have both shown the quality of there intellects by spotting my intelligence
high intelligence - or low?
 
Funnily enough, actually, there is a lot of value in discovering new prime numbers. All of cryptogrophy is based around big prime numbers. If you have that kind of knowledge, you could work for the government code breakers, GCHQ, or create security systems for banks or other large industrial sectors.
 
I did fine art. I got top marks in all of my GCSEs and A levels and - not being funny - could basically do anything I wanted.
However, I decided that if I was ever going to make an impact on this world it would be through my art so I went down that route. Now I work at wetherspoons and have been too stressed with the whole business of trying to survive in london on minimum wage jobs that I haven't made any work in a year :D
 
I did fine art. I got top marks in all of my GCSEs and A levels and - not being funny - could basically do anything I wanted.
However, I decided that if I was ever going to make an impact on this world it would be through my art so I went down that route. Now I work at wetherspoons and have been too stressed with the whole business of trying to survive in london on minimum wage jobs that I haven't made any work in a year :D

in the world of art, producing nothing is itself a statement
 
nobodys going to pay me to be a philosopher are they...

i mean i could sit here right now and dynamite all your beliefs (like i did today in class) and all anyone would do is either sulk or run off to the mosque to ask what to do about the heretic

my tutors telling the class about how the terminally ill curl up in to the foetal position before they die didnt exactly help..

i didnt mean to cause sniffles to come from the muslim table..

he was talking about how he thinks theres no such thing as mind and i decided to argue that there was because i think there is so argued that the mind exists as a different thing to the body in the same way that the information on on computer hard drive exists as eletronic information and eletronic information is a different thing to the hard drive. we agreed that the mind is generated by the physical brain and cant exist without it..

one of my other tutors belived that, on acoount of how we no longer use some parts of our brains that we were all once telepathic until i pointed out that if we'd been telepathic we wouldent have evolved language. she muttred something about how humans come up with un nescesary stuff in an annoyed voice
 
a class member actually said ''why is everything war with you?'' :D

i kept mentioning war see. like when i was destroying all the pineal gland rubbish during the debate about parts of brain using a sword blow to the head as an example of a death where the brain wouldent have time to be flooded with anything.

also during my ''disposability of man'' speech i used war as an example of how natural selection happens among the males and how it really dosent matter if half of us die in war cos the next generation would still be as numerous and stronger than they would have otherwise been
 
my tutors ...

he was talking about how he thinks theres no such thing as mind


one of my other tutors belived that, on acoount of how we no longer use some parts of our brains that we were all once telepathic

What kind of institution (and I choose the word carefully) are these people teaching in?
 
Full of people who think they're terribly deep and original trying to show off to each other, loudly. Particularly moral philosophy. The worst offenders have mostly dropped out by the second year though.
 
Full of people who think they're terribly deep and original trying to show off to each other, loudly. Particularly moral philosophy. The worst offenders have mostly dropped out by the second year though.

if i do philosophy and anyone tries that ill annihilate them
 
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