Quantum of Solace - 007 Bond, James Bond

[STFC]

That'll be why you didn't post to disagree, then.

I'm willing to bet you actually fantasize about being Bond...

Name me a man who doesn't?

I'll give you a clue: they're like orangutans. They don't exist.

 

[spanglechick]

Name me a man who doesn't?

I'll give you a clue: they're like orangutans. They don't exist.

wtf?

stfc, do you think orang utans are imaginary?

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Name me a man who doesn't?

I'd rather be Han Solo.

 

[Iam]

I'd rather be Han Solo.

Right.

 

[kained&able]

bollokcs to hans solo. hes doesn't have a light sabre.

hasn't every bloke wanted to be bond?


dave

 

[STFC]

wtf?

stfc, do you think orang utans are imaginary?

Of course they are.

So is Björk.

 

[Iam]

He has a starship and a wookie, though...

There's something sleazy and rogueish about Solo, Bond's too clean cut and suave for me to want to be him.

 

[kained&able]

even the new stylee bond?

chewie is his own man and is not owned by hans.

I would win the millenium falcon off hans in a game of poker.


dave

 

[Detroit City]

bollokcs to hans solo. hes doesn't have a light sabre.

He has a starship and a wookie, though....

have you seen princess leia lately?? she looks like shit

 

[Iam]

even the new stylee bond?

chewie is his own man and is not owned by hans.

I would win the millenium falcon off hans in a game of poker.


dave

I was joking about Chewie, obviously (although he's bound to Han by a life debt, eh? ).

Dunno, Daniel Craig is a bit less smarmy in the Bond role than, say, Roger Moore, but wearing a cocktail suit is still part of the character, and that's not for me.

 

[Iam]

have you seen princess leia lately?? she looks like shit

I don't actually desperately, with all my heart want to be either, it was more an "if I had to choose one" sort of thing...

 

[El Jefe]

Name me a man who doesn't?

I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to be James Bond, thanks. But I appreciate you speaking on behalf of our entire gender

 

[STFC]

He has a starship and a wookie, though...

There's something sleazy and rogueish about Solo, Bond's too clean cut and suave for me to want to be him.

Clean cut? Not in the books - he's a bastard.

And he smokes 60 a day.

 

[kained&able]

aren't life debts paid once you've saved someones life. if so chewies fixing of the hyper drive must count for something!

dave

 

[Iam]

Clean cut? Not in the books - he's a bastard.

And he smokes 60 a day.

True. Different character in the books to on film, though, no?

 

[Orang Utan]

Name me a man who doesn't?

I'll give you a clue: they're like orangutans. They don't exist.

Beg to differ

 

[Santino]

I only got 10 minutes into casino royal so I'm not sure I will be bothering with this.

You could have at least waited for the opening credits to start.

 

[Santino]

aren't life debts paid once you've saved someones life. if so chewies fixing of the hyper drive must count for something!

dave

Lando's people fixed the hyperdrive. Chewie just kept hitting it with a spanner and muttering about carbon on the valves.

 

[Detroit City]

Lando's people fixed the hyperdrive. Chewie just kept hitting it with a spanner and muttering about carbon on the valves.

well in chewie's defense he was a contractual employee whereas bond is a full-time employee with benefits and all that

 

[tarannau]

If anyone's ever read the books they'd never want to be Bond - he's a sneering public schoolboy twat. Kind of like an Action Cameron with more antediluvian views and less Boden clothing

 

[Santino]

well in chewie's defense he was a contractual employee whereas bond is a full-time employee with benefits and all that

Chewie still has a job to do. What does he want, a fucking medal?

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

You could have at least waited for the opening credits to start.

Did I not get that far? I saw some regular holllywood action and something in a toilet that I think was in black and white. I'm sure I saw the titles, well I think I remember hearing the music.

 

[haushoch]

I absolutely hate Daniel Craig as James Bond*, there is no variety to his facial expressions whatsoever**, he spends the whole time looking like he's sucking on a mint.

Wow, I feel so much better now.

*I'm sure he's a lovely chap otherwise.

**a bit like Elijah Wood looking slightly puzzled for the entire LOTR trilogy.

 

[kained&able]

**a bit like Elijah Wood looking slightly puzzled for the entire LOTR trilogy.

that not puzzlement its a deep longing for sam's cock in his mouth that he is a bit embaressed about.

dave

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

He has a starship and a wookie, though...

There's something sleazy and rogueish about Solo, Bond's too clean cut and suave for me to want to be him.

He more or less defines cool, in film terms.

Plus the Falcon is the best spaceship ever invented, period.

 

[STFC]

Plus the Falcon is the best spaceship ever invented, period.

Apart from the one xes saw over Dunstable.

 

[BlackSpecs]

I like the new style of Bond ! Even on the film poster they look really really pissed-off !!!!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Hmm...so crushing diappointment of someone ruining my fav graphic novel
A shite re-magining of a franchise that died for a reason
Fucking Bale pulling that face again (plus some obv cool robots!)

Hard to get too excited

For you maybe. I am already buying some Tena Lady's for when I gush myself

 

[haushoch]

I think the new poster looks like a perfume ad...

See what I mean?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Anyone seen them Sony tv adverts with Daniel Craig in them? First time I saw it I thought it was some new arty ad for the movie, crazy stuff!