Pussy dinner party - recommendations please!

[twisted_angel]

Pickled pig clitoris.

On offer at Dewsons.

Cant a pig climax for hours at a time?

 

[Strumpet]

Unless its a pickled egg

Ohhh never thought of that one


Madz - And? AND??!! Who's clitoris is green n lumpy?!


*shudders...*

 

[Corax]

Cant a pig climax for hours at a time?

It can when it's with me.

 

[Strumpet]

*is a little speechless as Corax just admitted (kinda) to having had sex with pigs*




This thread is............pure FILTH

 

[Corax]

*is a little speechless as Corax just admitted (kinda) to having had sex with pigs*

I thought Urban was meant to be about tolerance.

Bigot.

 

[Strumpet]

 

[twisted_angel]

oh dear i need a lie down

 

[muckypup]

get your hands on some wholesome camel minge. now thats exotic and theres plenty to go round too

 

[Corax]

and theres plenty to go round too

Not when Corax is about.

 

[madzone]

Madz - And? AND??!! Who's clitoris is green n lumpy?!


*shudders...*

Oooh no, you're alright! It was a dried pea

 

[Strumpet]

Lmao madz! I am NOT going to ask how the pea got...........n/m



*marks Corax's card*

 

[twisted_angel]

Lmao madz! I am NOT going to ask how the pea got...........n/m



*marks Corax's card*

Go on please ask her im too shy to!

 

[Corax]

From what I read on the wall of the U75 gents, you could find anything down there.

 

[twisted_angel]

From what I read on the wall of the U75 gents, you could find anything down there.

As long as its anything! and not anybody!

 

[muckypup]

i once found a ripe mango in a pussy once; removing it seemed troublesome so was forced to suck it out.

 

[twisted_angel]

i once found a ripe mango in a pussy once; removing it seemed troublesome so was forced to suck it out.

I just cant think of anything to say to this!

 

[moomoo]

Good grief!!!

I've only been doing my ironing! What's happened to my beloved suburban!

 

[Corax]

i once found a ripe mango in a pussy once; removing it seemed troublesome so was forced to suck it out.

I once started pulling on a thread that was poking out a bit. I thought she'd left her tampon in but it turned out to be the bayeux tapestry! Doh.

 

[Cadmus]

I'm more concerned that the OP has been with women who had genitals that resembled cabbages

Yup and I don't even like cabbage

 

[muckypup]

I just cant think of anything to say to this!

as long as its not 'yes please' i aint doing that again. It was hard work and she was moaning throughout

 

[twisted_angel]

as long as its not 'yes please' i aint doing that again. It was hard work and she was moaning throughout

Mangos are pretty big to be fair!

 

[muckypup]

Good grief!!!

I've only been doing my ironing! What's happened to my beloved suburban!

the filth on here is terrible some people really know how to lower the tone

 

[Dillinger4]

This thread is filth.

It excites me.

 

[Strumpet]

Ditto

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

i once found a ripe mango in a pussy once; removing it seemed troublesome so was forced to suck it out.

eeeewwwww!!!! Your such a muckypup!!!"!!!

 

[chemn]

Fish?

 

[muckypup]

Mangos are pretty big to be fair!

besides this one was peeled so quite slippy and there was so much juice everywhere

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

A couple of years ago me and a mate had a dinner party for 10 called "Pussy dinner party". The menu included food similar in shape to female (or male) genitals or which ended up looking like it post preparation.

The highlight were thin meat steaks which were fried in a position to look like labia maiora and one of them contained the hidden clitoris (a pickle). The person who got it was entitled to a special cock-shaped desert including a banana and ice-cream.

Now we're doing it again and we wouldn't want to repeat ourselves. So I'm calling on the suburban community to help me with ideas on what meals we could prepare. So far I'm only considering using savoy cabbage in some form for the cunts. Obviously, the easy way out, like using oysters is too uncreative.

The kinkier the better!

That is so fucked up.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Are you in one of these upper crust english boys' schools, or universities?

Maybe you can be Minister of Health some day.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Pickled beets could be like the hemorrhoids further back, on some of the women who've recently had kids.