I used to live right by Spitalfeilds Market
Afore it wuz so trendy right
One morning I found 49 used johnnies just in the little space around me front door. I'd been in watching TV, hadn't noticed a thing
Another time, found some guys with his trousers round his ankles, the girls legs round his waist, them fuckin against my door, said I "Ecuse me, I wanna get in me flat"
Looking over his shoulder, girl said "Dont worry love, hes just finishing"
Same all over