Prose style of Conspiracy Theories
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Priceless.
Before you take that as a compliment, I mean priceless at the lower end.
Pah, you think i'm fishing for compliments here on urban man??? I normally get bucketloads of nasty shit coming my way. I'd be better off looking for meat in a fruit shop.
Of course you do.
And there you go. Agreement. At least, from your choice of round face, i assume that. Well, understanding anyway.
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
whoooooosh.
Whatever your funny noises mean. I don't get that for sure.
But you do know by now it's my bedtime don't you? Tara.
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
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ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
That's because the CIA still control the availability of hallucinogenic drugs. Anyone who publishes material too close to the truth has their drug supply cut off. That's been the case ever since Aldous Huxley was suborned by the socialist media conspiracy and made to cease publication of his investigations into the use of LSD in brainwashing trade union activists in Paraguay.
Today's conspiracy theorist has to settle for the inspiration provided by skunk and alcopops, and since the establishment controls alcopop production, and the Justified Ancients of Mummu control all skunk distribution, one has to be careful using those. As a consequence much contemporary conspiracy theory is forced to rely on mere banalities such as are commonly misreported in the newspapers.
frogwoman
Let them eat newts
Yes. It is almost breathtaking.
And the best bit is that I don't think he even realises he's doing it!
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
And the best bit is that I don't think he even realises he's doing it!
He doesn't. It is brilliant.
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
That is just your ego talking. Open your mind.
And you're an unpleasant insult-laden person who seems to get off on attempting to make other humans feel bad about themselves. Being stupid, if that is what i'm being, is preferable to being disrespectful and nasty.
And the best bit is that I don't think he even realises he's doing it!
Well then agnes, why don't you enlighten me and tell me what i don't realise i'm doing.
It might be a somewhat politer way than talking about me as if i'm an object with no humanity within him.
Your post here, like those from many people, demonstrates a real lack of human empathy.
This is a bit like the suggestion someone made that the Israeli security forces employed vast numbers of people to advance a pro-Israeli line on bickering on hundreds of bulletin boards around the world. I couldn't help thinking that they have better things to be doing!
My, that's a very impressive fluffy white cat you're stroking there!
No, because that would spoil it. As any fule kno, the best conspiraloonery is the stuff where we insist that something is OBVIOUS and CLEARLY needs NO explanation.
Not that it's any excuse for me not demonstrating empathy, but I haven't seen to much evidence of same from you in this thread. Why is it suddenly all about being a victim?
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
You are displaying quite clearly that you don't get it just by posting.
All you can do is claim that you do 'get it', when everything else suggests otherwise.
And now you are making this thread about yourself.
It is a shame for you.
The victim bit is just in your head agnes, or perhaps i should say it's in the british culture these days (litigation and everything else that has led to this). I've never been a victim, and never will be except to fate perhaps. But i've always recognised impoliteness where i see it, and disrespect. And i'll call it. But to be honest i don't really know why i still bother with this website. It's way way more negative than it used to be. Perhaps i'm just being a stupid stubborn git.
You are displaying quite clearly that you don't get it just by posting.
All you can do is claim that you do 'get it', when everything else suggests otherwise.
And now you are making this thread about yourself.
It is a shame for you.
Such a pity.
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
Combustible
Well-Known Member
The important thing about conspiracy theorists is they have to believe at all costs that there is order to the world. The one thing they can't cope with is if there is in fact no-one in control. Of course bad things still happen so therefore which ever cabal is in control must be evil. But they ultimately take comfort in this since our masters still won't let things descend to total anarchy and besides if only the rulers of the world were benevolent then the bad things would stop.
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
You do realise, don't you, that in future years your will find yourself having to refute your conspiracy theory? It will have escaped into the wild and be believed by incredulous idiots, who will form a whole ethos around it. And you will be in the ridiculous situation of being stymied by your own creation, like Dr. Frankenstein.
ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
Obviously you would say that. Since only the enlightened are aware that our lizard masters use mind control to make the ignorant unaware of many of the forces that control their lives. Everything that happens is under their control. The only times it appears to be otherwise it's because they have altered people's peceptions to produce a seeming coincidence as a decoy. How many times have you experienced something and only later "realised" that it was a seemingly random event? That's the mind control in action. There is no other expanation.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
It all starts with Camberwick Green - at first glance an innocent children's TV show about a bucolic country lifestyle. Underneath however, it secretly programmes children to accept aristocratic authority, to be scared and scpetical of modern technology...
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
Not to mention Teletubbies. A blatant attempt to indoctrinate small children to accept big brother style CCTV as normal rather than an invasion of privacy, and to make the idea of genetically engineered soldiers seem tolerable, even though they live in a tiny barracks enslaved by their dependence on artificially created food and drink.
This is the future our overlords intend for all of us. Beware. Always purchase upright vacuum cleaners. Eschew all forms of custard. Don't trust anyone with a television embedded in their chest.
This is the future our overlords intend for all of us. Beware. Always purchase upright vacuum cleaners. Eschew all forms of custard. Don't trust anyone with a television embedded in their chest.
Bill and Ben was a cunning and very-nearly-successful plot by a shadowy Stalinist-rootless-cosmopolitan-horticulturalist élite to undermine the hegemony of capitalism by causing hippies and, indirectly, urban75.
"Weeeeeed!"
I rest my case. The BONGINTERN's influence lives on.
"Weeeeeed!"
I rest my case. The BONGINTERN's influence lives on.
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