steeplejack said:Types out word "jihad"
Runs.....
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steeplejack said:1. Really, Longdog, those Sven Hassell novels are having a deleterious effect on your prose style....
2. I'd defer to that Kairdiff long-hair on the subject of lavabread or Welsh cakes, but not on the subject of the cone, I'm afraid.
The last person to offer cucumber sandwiches round here ended up with his head on a pole outside edinburgh castle. I'd suggest those advocating "scoan" as RP would suffer a similar dismal fate north of the border.

editor said:Scone (rhyming with John) is deffo for posh English toffs or wannabe toffs!
mr steev said:scone/john = right
scone/joan = la de da
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kea said:ah don't start that again, i reckon we should have the scone wars. much more original
grtho, i wanna hear the story about the stone of scone!!
edit: are you in edinburgh steeplejack? if so, come for a pint next time i'm in town![]()

and welshies.editor said:Scone (rhyming with John) is deffo for posh English toffs or wannabe toffs!
steeplejack said:where I live is on my profile you lazy journo![]()

LilMissHissyFit said:and welshies.
You very rarely hear anyone here use scone/joan.
Does that make us all toffs?

Anyone who says differently is an affected Northerner

tarannau said:What a load of ras.
Scone clearly rhymes with Joan - as poncey as they may initially seem.
Anyone who says differently is an affected Northerner - someone who's been watching too many editions of Corrie, wears flat caps indoors and frequently speaks in 'ecky thump' Hovis-style tones to mimick his Northern friends (in fact they're more likely to come from Surbiton)
Scone doesn't rhyme with John, no more than a traffic 'cone' rhymes with scone...![]()
mr steev said:A typical response from a posh southerner![]()
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tarannau said:Look, only posh and affected Southerners would say scone rhyming with 'john.' Saying scone like 'john' is the sort of fake arsed received pronunciation that the Royals insist on. How's that work then - you can't make 'cone' rhyme with 'john' without the aid of couple of plums in the mouth and a ridiculously stiff-upper lip - what makes you think 'scone' is any different?
Scone rhymes with 'Joan.' Unless you're a wannabe posho or a try-hard fake Northerner that is....
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tarannau said:Scone rhymes with 'Joan.'
Calva dosser said:"and lived in villages that were used to film the Hovis ad . . . ."
Shaftsbury? /pedant off.
aurora green said:I totally agree with this.

steeplejack said:if you're a welshman with a subconscious "English cringe"....
tarannau said:Look, only posh and affected Southerners would say scone rhyming with 'john.'

<-- wondering sort of face