Prepare to be outraged, Brixtonites....

[kained&able]

great, I'll be able to pop in there and look at tits on my way home from work.

or you could just go home via shoreditch.


dave

 

[Brixton Hatter]

or you could just go home via shoreditch.


dave

shoreditch isnt on the way home, this is. its much more convinient.

hopefully the dancers are all local and I'll be putting money back into the local economy.

i've got a few Brixton pound notes ready...

 

[ericjarvis]

* tautology

I don't like the italicised sentence - it's awkward.

There's also punctuation missing in the first "sentence", but I guess that might have been the end of a title - benefit of the doubt.

It's a press release - is it too much trouble to get the literacy right?

Yes. It's a strip club. Unashamed displays of literacy might upset their intended clientele.

 

[ericjarvis]

great, I'll be able to pop in there and look at tits on my way home from work.

There are plenty of girls working the streets around Brixton who will show their tits far cheaper. Be honest, it's not really the tits you want to see. It's the bad wallpaper and cheesy drapes that you want a fix of.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

There are plenty of girls working the streets around Brixton who will show their tits far cheaper. Be honest, it's not really the tits you want to see. It's the bad wallpaper and cheesy drapes that you want a fix of.

but i dont want to go to the beehive!

 

[Onket]

There are plenty of girls working the streets around Brixton who will show their tits far cheaper. Be honest, it's not really the tits you want to see. It's the bad wallpaper and cheesy drapes that you want a fix of.

You've seen the inside of it, then?

 

[ajdown]

There are plenty of girls working the streets around Brixton who will show their tits far cheaper. Be honest, it's not really the tits you want to see. It's the bad wallpaper and cheesy drapes that you want a fix of.

I'm not sure I want to see any girl's cheesy drapes round Brixton...

 

[Kanda]

You've seen the inside of it, then?

Pics are posted on the Facebook group

 

[Brixton Hatter]

presumably they had to get a licence before they opened?

i guess the council were only too happy to oblige - a convinient lunchtime drinking place right next to the town hall!

 

[kabbes]

"Drapes"? Where are we, America?

 

[Onket]

Pics are posted on the Facebook group

I wouldn't know what's on there, seeing as I am an adult.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

The Best Gentlemen's Club in Brixton If you're looking for a distinguished yet low key stripclub in the heart of South London,your ideal choice is Sins ! Beautiful decor, outstanding women and great music is the hot cocktail we are providing every week from thursday to saturday. The overall atmosphere is sophisticated but yet relaxing and the prices are nothing near the Westend ripoffs, so you can drink and be entertained without worries. So come by and enjoy the Sins' experience...

Sophisticated?

How can spending the night in a sleazy lapdancing strip joint ever be described as "sophisticated"? Not in a million years.

 

[Orang Utan]

er, facebook is an adult site - you must be thinking of bebo or myspace

 

[kabbes]

An adult site for an adult venue.

 

[Onket]

er, facebook is an adult site - you must be thinking of bebo or myspace

They are all for kids and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

 

[Orang Utan]

how come there are no kids on it then? well, none in my friends list!

 

[Onket]

how come there are no kids on it then? well, none in my friends list!

Because you're only friends with other people too old to be on there.

 

[Orang Utan]

grouch!

 

[Onket]

grouch!

Possibly.

 

[trabuquera]

Anyone want to start a book on how long it'll last? I reckon it'll be shut down quicker than that 'Exclusive Members Only Private Club' that was on Acre lane opp Tesco...

anyone know WTF is really going on on that site nowadays? There was a (very) shortlived sub-partition at ground level selling jerk, which has now gone; the rest of the ground level appears still to be functioning at some level as the "Gold Coast Restaurant", and upstairs there's still an incongruous grand piano. However there's also what appears to be a fully functioning knife-detecting security arch on the staircase....

it's always the 'upscale' crowd you've got to watch out for, i suppose

Lambeth Council raking it in from the licensing of strip clubs, eh? who would ever have thought it?

 

[Orang Utan]

the gold coast seems to be doing good business now

 

[colacubes]

Lambeth Council raking it in from the licensing of strip clubs, eh? who would ever have thought it?

Have they got a license though? I'm buggered if I can find any info about it on the Lambeth website

 

[quimcunx]

Sophisticated?

How can spending the night in a sleazy lapdancing strip joint ever be described as "sophisticated"? Not in a million years.

It's not a sleazy lapdancing strip joint!


It's a relaxing sophisticated lapdancing strip joint...

 

[London_Calling]

Has Minnie got a new job yet?

Just sayin' . . . .

 

[kabbes]

I would have considerably less objection to lapdancing clubs if they restricted their dancers to the over-40s. With experience comes less chance of exploitation.

 

[London_Calling]

Oh no, the e word.

Stand by your keyboards . . .

 

[kabbes]

Still standing...

 

[quimcunx]

I would have considerably less objection to lapdancing clubs if they restricted their dancers to the over-40s. With experience comes less chance of exploitation.

How do you get to be an experienced 40 year old lapdancer if no one will let you lapdance in your teens, 20s or 30s?


I don't think you've really thought this through, kabbes.

 

[kabbes]

Easy. Start in your 50s and work your way backwards.

 

[clandestino]

It'll probably be tamer than the time I went to Substation South years ago for a Torture Garden night.

Happy days.

And they had a string quartet in the basement. That's class.