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Post your crap post-bombing journalism examples here:

That Mcewan piece is utter tripe.

FFS, 'who will want to ride on the Tube again' or whatever it was. Me, the next time I arrive at Paddington or Victoria, without question. Stop being so bastard hysterical.
 
front page of tomorrow's 'news of the world', referring to the coordinated timing of the tube bombs:

'gone in 50 seconds'

ffs :rolleyes: :mad:
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4663975.stm

About missing people the BBC had this unfortunate quote -

"I am trying to keep my hopes alive for her, I am hoping she is in hospital somewhere, " said Mr Hasan.

"Her mother and father have fallen to pieces over this."

You would have thought someone might of realized that was not the best turn of phrase to be quoting at this time.
 
Friday's evenning ITN news showed a photo of the bombed bus. Survivors could be seen on the top deck. The newsreader said: "If you are one of the people in this photo we want to speak to you. If you recognise anyone in this photo please ring our hotline..."

So they're encouraging people to hunt down the traumatised survivors and feed them to the journos!

This morning on BBC News24 (about 9.30) they interviewd two men desperately searching for their younger sister who has been missing since Thursday. The Usual intrusive questions and then the reporter turned to a clinical psychologist and asked the likely effects on people of losing friends and relatives WHILE THESE TWO POOR MEN ARE STILL STANDING THERE.

Intrusive and insensitive.
 
Wookey said:
How about my imaginary headline:

"Journalists join emergency services in running towards the blasts, while every other thoughtlessly-consuming fucker ran away"

Reflects a certain truth I feel.


which is?

:confused:
 
spartacus mills said:
Friday's evenning ITN news showed a photo of the bombed bus. Survivors could be seen on the top deck. The newsreader said: "If you are one of the people in this photo we want to speak to you. If you recognise anyone in this photo please ring our hotline..."
.

i saw that

it was horrific. They did it with a couple more pictures too.
 
So here's Friday — what amounts to 9/12, the day after 9/11 — and what is Tony Blair (search) doing? Talking about Africa — debt relief, AIDS relief, starvation relief.

I know Africa needs help. But the day after their big terror day, the Brits were back to talking about Africa, as if nobody set off any bombs in London the day before.

I know, I know. The Brits were trying to show the terrorists that they won't be dissuaded from their important work in Africa.

But even the reporters were fixated on Africa. Can you imagine this in America?

"Hi, I'm George Bush. We got bombed yesterday and I want to talk about aid to the third world."

Mr. President, put a sock in it. What about the bombing? Caught the terrorists yet? Are you yanking out their fingernails yet?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161997,00.html
 
laptop said:
Yes, it's nasty. And the actual cover-line from this morning is subtly nastier, despite it being the Sun trying in a strange kind of way...

"Two beautiful decent women. One Christian, one Muslim."

Was thinking about Photoshopping up a spoof page 3, but no...

Indeed. Page 3 did enter my head when I read that article..

I also thought 'What if the 2 women had been (in society's general sense of the word) "ugly" and, I dunno, had criminal records or been ASBOd?' :D

sorry, shouldn't make jokes but you get my drift....would their lives have been worth less? :confused: :rolleyes:
 
Bristly Pioneer said:
My favourites were early on during the day on the BBC.

Later on the same man got totally the wrong end of the stick about the bus and claimed it was an 'open top' tourist bus .... Utter made up nonsense by someone who is paid to fill time between actual facts.

Yeah I saw that, and to be fair he had just spoken to an eyewitness who TOLD him it was a tourist bus. Don't be so harsh, news only filters in so fast; what's he meant to do? Sit there in silence until he gets some more information while thousands of scared people are glued to the tv desperate to hear more?

I thought ITV news was shit though.
 
Something else that irritated me - The Sun on Friday morning claimed that the bomb on the No 30 bus was the work of a suicide bomber despite no such thing being confirmed by the authorities. As if last Thursday wasn't dramatic enough without hack journalists cranking up the melodrama even further...
 
laptop said:
Yes, it's nasty. And the actual cover-line from this morning is subtly nastier, despite it being the Sun trying in a strange kind of way...

"Two beautiful decent women. One Christian, one Muslim."

OK. The two beautiful women thing is completely inappropriate, as someone said, would they have bothered putting up pix of two older, less beautiful people?

But with the one Christian/one Muslim thing, yes it was crass, yes I didn't feel comfortable with it either when I saw it, BUT I do think they WERE making some kind of effort to defuse any possible anger/tension.

I've seen far worse, far more inflammatory Sun headlines.
 
William of Walworth said:
That Gibson twat has got a record of being an ultra-right tosser anyway, hasn't he? Or am I thinking of some other Fox scumbag?

You're thinking of every Fox scumbag if my experiences of watching their shoddy excuse for a news channel is anything to go by.
 
Fox News last night

British Police have evacuated the centre of Birmingham, 110 miles Northwest of London. Don't be concerned folks with the news ticker, its Birmingham in England, folks in Alabama just stay safe, your all ok......

Then later during a conversation with the anchors (hmm think of another word)

We hope everything is ok in Birmingham, you've been haven't you Todd?
Yes I have, its a very very old charming beautiful city in the North of England, as we said 110 miles northwest of London, and it'd be a real horror if it were to be attacked, on a personal level for me, because I've been there, it would be truly shocking
 
Yes I have, its a very very old charming beautiful city in the North of England, as we said 110 miles northwest of London, and it'd be a real horror if it were to be attacked, on a personal level for me, because I've been there, it would be truly shocking

That just had me on the floor that did!! Classic. Bless 'em.

which is?

The point I'm making Kidda is that it's very easy to sit and consume the news and criticise the way it's been reported, but the only people who were running towards the blasts were emergency services and the media.

In other words, unless you've run towards a bomb blast with your camera and dictaphone, knowing that you have a job to do and you simply have to do it, then it's a bit hollow to be criticising people in that position.

Some people on this thread seem quite willing to watch the TV reports and read the news articles - without making the obvious connection that the minute they consume the news, they become the very reason it was made.

So many journalists have potentially put themslves in danger, in order to get the news out TO US LOT about what's happening. The thanks they get is armchair criticism from people who've never done such a brave thing in their lives.

Interviewing bereaved people for TV is not easy. If one's never tried it, I suggest one wouldn't have much of a clue about the practical, legal and moral restrictions in place there - and one wouldn't be in the best position to criticise. Especially not when one has just watched said news report from start to finish whilst sitting on one's fat arse in a comfortable reclining chair.

I don't mean to sound bitter, but some people annoy me with their short-sighted knee-jerk reaction to the media, a job they neither would nor could do given the chance.

I'm not defending particular instances of poor journalism - rather, the way in which our general response is to just damn them out of hand. There is no thread on these boards congratulating the reporters and cameramen on scene for standing in a war zone and doing the best they could to inform the world of events. That's the attitude that bugs me.
 
William of Walworth said:
That Gibson twat has got a record of being an ultra-right tosser anyway, hasn't he? Or am I thinking of some other Fox scumbag?

He's the one who criticised BBC journos for not being flag-pin wearing patriots like him. Smug tosser.
 
I havent seen/heard any jounalism as bad as the live stuff that went out on the telly in the USA on 9/11. When the towers started falling the presenters doing the voiceover were totally not watching the footage properly and said all sorts of innapropriate things, it still makes me cringe just to think bout it.

I wasnt very impressed by this call-out from a US TV startup (with Al Gore as chairman) for footage, I just thought it was put out in a cold way, espeically the email title 'The assignment is London; the journalist is you' and the $250 offer.

http://www.current.tv/blog/?id=99

Still I was probably overreacting at the time as it doesnt wind me up so much now.
 
When the towers started falling the presenters doing the voiceover were totally not watching the footage properly and said all sorts of innapropriate things, it still makes me cringe just to think bout it.

I don't know the example, but it never seems to occur to people that journalists might be worried too. That US journo might have known people in the towers, who knows? And they can't just say: 'Jesus, I know someone in there, I've got to go'....they have to just carry on, regardless.

Many journalists reporting on the Tube bombs will have known, or been frantic about, people they thought were in the Tube system. Somehow they over-ride that human fear, and carry on working. The parallels I make with the emergency services aren't lazy of lame, they face a very similar situation; one has to subsume oneself for the sake of the story/victims.

Like I always say, if it isn't good enough for you, get a microphone and do it yourself. You'd soon stop moaning imo. ;)
 
andy2002 said:
Something else that irritated me - The Sun on Friday morning claimed that the bomb on the No 30 bus was the work of a suicide bomber despite no such thing being confirmed by the authorities. As if last Thursday wasn't dramatic enough without hack journalists cranking up the melodrama even further...
The online Sun on Friday had link after link after link relating to the bombs with the odd juxtapostion of a link saying KITTEN HORROR. I thought I'd got onto a cloned spoof page of The Sun done by an Urbanite for a moment...then I wondered if somehow some cute fluffy kittens had somehow been caught up in the rush hour bombs...but no. Someone had lobbed four kittens out of a car window on a motorway.
 
Mrs Magpie said:
Someone had lobbed four kittens out of a car window on a motorway.

that is fucking sick, but.......... PML

Im going to hell :(

I just have a mental image of tennisball sized fluff bouncing down the A1 at 70mph
 
shoddysolutions said:
And what was today's front page totty wearing?

A black bikini, or a union jack one flying at half mast?


Both the Star and the Daily Racist/Express should be hung out to dry for their front pages on the 8th July. Disgusting journalism, as we've come to expect from Richard Desmond's dirty rags.
 
I particularly enjoyed Saturday's Daily Mail front page. The bottom half was all BOMB DEATH TERROR. The top half was a huge advert: FREE COMEDY! ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES DVD! ONLY WITH YOUR DAILY MAIL!

I felt so much better about things knowing that should I wish, I could relive the hilarious adventures of Peckham's favourite wide boys. Particularly the hysterical bit where Del Boy leans on a bar and then falls over. Or the one where they dress up as Batman and Robin. That makes everything all right.
 
I felt so much better about things knowing that should I wish, I could relive the hilarious adventures of Peckham's favourite wide boys. Particularly the hysterical bit where Del Boy leans on a bar and then falls over. Or the one where they dress up as Batman and Robin. That makes everything all right.

So far better they print a special funereal edition, replete with black ink borders, a suitably solemn survivor picture, a run-down of hymns during the service, and a free London Underground commemorative ticket stub for every reader?

You can't see the point in having two famously unquashable London comic creations on the front cover of a newspaper, this week of all weeks?

What is it they say about pleasing some of the people some of the time?
 
That Fox News Article said:
Come on. What this is really about is that things are so good in Britain, life is just so perfect, the Brits have turned their attention to improving life somewhere else.

I don't get this :confused:
Well I don't get the whole article. Is this prick having a pop because there is a prevailing perspective that although the UK has been attacked we can still attempt to address greater problems?
 
Wookey said:
So far better they print a special funereal edition, replete with black ink borders, a suitably solemn survivor picture, a run-down of hymns during the service, and a free London Underground commemorative ticket stub for every reader?

You can't see the point in having two famously unquashable London comic creations on the front cover of a newspaper, this week of all weeks?

What is it they say about pleasing some of the people some of the time?


Wookey, I don't have a taste issue with this at all and as a journalist and Londoner myself I have absolutely no desire to see endless po-faced and sombre newspapers and mags. But I though the huge COMEDY! headline was a rather unfortunate juxtaposition.

I also find it astonishing that the Mail couldn't have cleared their front page for this story when they're happy to clear the entire page for the latest no-evidence health scare.

And for 'famously unquashable' read 'ludicrously annoying'. I, for one, do not feel represented by Del Boy and Rodders, despite living in London and am not particularly moved or inspired by their fictional example. Particularly when they're on the front page of the Hate Mail to flog a crappy old DVD.
 
Yesterday's Irish Sunday World had a journo doing a 'Will Ireland be next?' piece - the jist of which was that the people who protested against the American troops stopping off at Shannon airport on their was to bomb Iraq, were irresponsibly bringing us the attention of al quaeda, and therefore it would be the protestors fault if Ireland got hit next. How twisted is that logic? :confused:
 
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