
Wookey said:How about my imaginary headline:
"Journalists join emergency services in running towards the blasts, while every other thoughtlessly-consuming fucker ran away"
Reflects a certain truth I feel.

spartacus mills said:Friday's evenning ITN news showed a photo of the bombed bus. Survivors could be seen on the top deck. The newsreader said: "If you are one of the people in this photo we want to speak to you. If you recognise anyone in this photo please ring our hotline..."
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So here's Friday — what amounts to 9/12, the day after 9/11 — and what is Tony Blair (search) doing? Talking about Africa — debt relief, AIDS relief, starvation relief.
I know Africa needs help. But the day after their big terror day, the Brits were back to talking about Africa, as if nobody set off any bombs in London the day before.
I know, I know. The Brits were trying to show the terrorists that they won't be dissuaded from their important work in Africa.
But even the reporters were fixated on Africa. Can you imagine this in America?
"Hi, I'm George Bush. We got bombed yesterday and I want to talk about aid to the third world."
Mr. President, put a sock in it. What about the bombing? Caught the terrorists yet? Are you yanking out their fingernails yet?
laptop said:Yes, it's nasty. And the actual cover-line from this morning is subtly nastier, despite it being the Sun trying in a strange kind of way...
"Two beautiful decent women. One Christian, one Muslim."
Was thinking about Photoshopping up a spoof page 3, but no...


Bristly Pioneer said:My favourites were early on during the day on the BBC.
Later on the same man got totally the wrong end of the stick about the bus and claimed it was an 'open top' tourist bus .... Utter made up nonsense by someone who is paid to fill time between actual facts.
laptop said:Yes, it's nasty. And the actual cover-line from this morning is subtly nastier, despite it being the Sun trying in a strange kind of way...
"Two beautiful decent women. One Christian, one Muslim."
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Fucking twats. How dare they tell us how we should react?
William of Walworth said:That Gibson twat has got a record of being an ultra-right tosser anyway, hasn't he? Or am I thinking of some other Fox scumbag?
British Police have evacuated the centre of Birmingham, 110 miles Northwest of London. Don't be concerned folks with the news ticker, its Birmingham in England, folks in Alabama just stay safe, your all ok......
Then later during a conversation with the anchors (hmm think of another word)
We hope everything is ok in Birmingham, you've been haven't you Todd?
Yes I have, its a very very old charming beautiful city in the North of England, as we said 110 miles northwest of London, and it'd be a real horror if it were to be attacked, on a personal level for me, because I've been there, it would be truly shocking
Yes I have, its a very very old charming beautiful city in the North of England, as we said 110 miles northwest of London, and it'd be a real horror if it were to be attacked, on a personal level for me, because I've been there, it would be truly shocking
which is?
William of Walworth said:That Gibson twat has got a record of being an ultra-right tosser anyway, hasn't he? Or am I thinking of some other Fox scumbag?
When the towers started falling the presenters doing the voiceover were totally not watching the footage properly and said all sorts of innapropriate things, it still makes me cringe just to think bout it.

The online Sun on Friday had link after link after link relating to the bombs with the odd juxtapostion of a link saying KITTEN HORROR. I thought I'd got onto a cloned spoof page of The Sun done by an Urbanite for a moment...then I wondered if somehow some cute fluffy kittens had somehow been caught up in the rush hour bombs...but no. Someone had lobbed four kittens out of a car window on a motorway.andy2002 said:Something else that irritated me - The Sun on Friday morning claimed that the bomb on the No 30 bus was the work of a suicide bomber despite no such thing being confirmed by the authorities. As if last Thursday wasn't dramatic enough without hack journalists cranking up the melodrama even further...
Mrs Magpie said:Someone had lobbed four kittens out of a car window on a motorway.
shoddysolutions said:And what was today's front page totty wearing?
A black bikini, or a union jack one flying at half mast?
I felt so much better about things knowing that should I wish, I could relive the hilarious adventures of Peckham's favourite wide boys. Particularly the hysterical bit where Del Boy leans on a bar and then falls over. Or the one where they dress up as Batman and Robin. That makes everything all right.
That Fox News Article said:Come on. What this is really about is that things are so good in Britain, life is just so perfect, the Brits have turned their attention to improving life somewhere else.
Wookey said:So far better they print a special funereal edition, replete with black ink borders, a suitably solemn survivor picture, a run-down of hymns during the service, and a free London Underground commemorative ticket stub for every reader?
You can't see the point in having two famously unquashable London comic creations on the front cover of a newspaper, this week of all weeks?
What is it they say about pleasing some of the people some of the time?
