Porn films with joke Hollywood film titles

[albionism]

Eat The Parents

 

[albionism]

Plop Friction

 

[Mr Moose]

Peeing (on) John Malkovich.

 

[Casidhe]

Lassie Cum (moan)
Eat the Fuckers ...or Meat the Fuckers
500 Days of Bum Her
Clitizen Kane

 

[Private Storm]

Enema of the State

 

[nightowl]

saw a programme on ron jeremy once in which he was starring in a legal comedy called Ally McFeel

 

[Mungy]

Titan Dick - something on earth could cum between them

 

[sumimasen]

District 69

 

[Badger Kitten]

Privates of the Caribbean: the search for the black pearl.

 

[DotCommunist]

Let the big dick in

 

[Dan U]

Gorrillas in the ass

 

[goldenecitrone]

The Big Lebonksi.

Austin Powers, the spies who dped me.

Watersports Down.

 

[Voley]

Rambone
The Long Good Fuckday
The Wizard Of Ass
Donnie Dicko
All That Jizz

 

[Jon-of-arc]

star trek: the next penetration

 

[8den]

Grand Theft Anal 3

Googling that got me this blurb

Join the joyride and get your motor revving! Journey deep inside the colon-canals of 6 anal addicts as they steal the spotlight with their adorable asses. No stock pussy penetrations here ... we put the pedal to the metal and head straight for their suped-up sphincters. These high-octane whores are built to perform and we're testing their limits in every rectal-wrecking scene. Watch as we set the pace with over 2 hours of high performance posterior poundings and poop-chute piercings, guaranteed to get your pulse redlining. Fast, furious, and straight for the beloved asshole!

Thats incredibly unsexy.

 

[krtek a houby]

Jurassic Pork

 

[Sweet FA]

Crotchmen

"I'm disappointed in you, Adrian. Very disappointed. Re-assembling myself with a big blue nob was the first trick I learned as Dr Manhattan"

 

[sim667]

shaving ryan's privates.

 

[krtek a houby]

My Own Privates I Do Holes

 

[stereotypical]

Everybody does Raymond

Not based on a Hollywood film title but worthy of a mention.

 

[subversplat]

I downloaded a real one the other month: The Texas Vibrator Massacre.

It's surprisingly good

 

[sumimasen]

Can we do themes? I'm going for Tom Cruise.

Missionary Impossible
Whore of the Worlds
Minor (Reported)
Lain Man
Top Cum
Legs Wide Shut
Phew Bad Men

 

[albionism]

Everybody Plates Chris

 

[Badger Kitten]

Have we had Womb Raider?
Raiders of the Lost Fuck?

*goes to bed*

 

[Jazzz]

cock raider

 

[bluestreak]

Edward Penis hands

can anyone beat this?

I can. I actually have penis hands. It's generally a curse, but when it's not, it's really not.

 

[Uncle Fester]

Dr Screw - a soft porn spoof of the Eccleston Dr Who.

Shagging his way across space and time in a time-travelling portaloo called the Turdis.

Used to be a trailer on www.drscrew.com, but the sites gone now...

 

[HAPPY CHEF]

Hannah does her sisters.

 

[dodgepot]

the scat from outer space

 

[stavros]

Night of the Giving Head