POLL: 'Smuggest individual on television' NOMINATIONS

[tbaldwin]

Will Self,Clarkson,Pilger etc etc

 

[laptop]

McKeith seconded.

But I'd just like to take a moment of your time to lobby for the inclusion of Huw Edwards in the poll. He's supposed to be reading the fucking news... makes it look like a laxative advert.

 

[zoooo]

They're definitely more annoying when they don't have any reason to be smug - see June Sarpong, than when they have every reason to be - Will Self.
In fact I don't think the word smug describes him properly. It's more... self confidence and a very lazy way of talking.

 

[Nlogax]

OK, I've had enough of Jonathan Ross. Please to be adding him to the list.

 

[Celt]

Trisha Goddard - surely the smugest of the smug

 

[Cid]

Can't believe no-ones mentiond Jimmy cunting Carr yet

Oh God did you have to remind me he exists?

 

[Lock&Light]

Has no-one witnessed Andrew Neil offering the world a "Daily Politics Mug"? Has smugness ever been so blatantly exposed?

 

[Ceej]

Not so much on TV but in general...Chris Thing from Coldplay...or who IS Coldplay...are there any others in the band?

Word to Jimmy Carr....euuugh!

 

[BlackSpecs]

kate moss

 

[andy2002]

kate moss

I don't know whether she's smug but I do find it odd that so many blokes find her attractive - she isn't especially pretty, her head's too big for her body and she hardly has any curves at all. What am I missing?

 

[Maggot]

kate moss

But she's never on telly

 

[yardbird]

Cambridge dear, cambridge...

 

[monkeyhead]

that skinny bloke who used to do The Eleven O'clock Show, not funny either

does George Bush count? (I can do anything I want and no one can touch me)

 

[Jambooboo]

Melvyn Bragg, Matthew Wright, (An)t(h)ony (H) Wilson, Wil Self, Keith Allen, Jimmy Carr, Galloway, Trinny + Suzannah, Toby Young, that columnist bitch off 'Celebrity Fit Club', Jonathan Ross...

 

[ViolentPanda]

Tony Slattery.

 

[CyberRose]

Anyone who's ever presented on E4 or T4 .

Was gonna say exactly the same thing!

Altho I was gonna use the word "cunts" somewhere in the sentence

 

[winterinmoscow]

I second Stephen Fry

 

[winterinmoscow]

Those 2 so irritating presenters off Location Location Location/where's best to invest bollocks

 

[Cid]

My formal nominations:

Jimmy Carr

Mc Keith

Kevin McCloud - you think you know about design do you? Like fuck you arrogant bastard. You couldn't design a brick shithouse if your life depended on it and yet you advertise yourself by comparing your 'talents' to corbusier? Whipe that grin off your face you numpty. And learn how to spell McLeod.

 

[stavros]

I think Kevin McCloud's OK. You know what you're going to get with him. He has an obvious passion for the subject and his predictable pessimism each week is quite good fun.

 

[Bomber]

Patricia Hewitt !! On the telly all the bloody time & wipes the floor with everybody mentioned !! Smug Cow

 

[corporate whore]

Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker and
Gary Lineker

 

[LM17]

Ben Fogle - I'd like to see him mauled by the lions at Longleat!

And I'll second Jeremy Kyle

 

[Ranu]

Richard Madeley.

 

[Badgers]

Jimmy Carr is smug as......

You also have to look at Ian Hislop. Even though I like him he is SMUG!

Mark Lamarr?

 

[Ranu]

Kilroy. Max Clifford.

 

[maldwyn]

That goth lad from corrie (his mum was Jackie corkhill) for his performance on singing soap stars or whatever it was called.

 

[stavros]

I agree with Ian Hislop, but he knows it and plays it to superb effect. Paul Merton is too to a certain extent but in a different way and between them they don't half put on a show.

Carol Vorderman, although she might have been mentioned already. Do some maths and then shut the fuck up woman and yet Des do his thing.