What, laugh at the bonkers people, get bored, and declare the most bland R&B singer ever the winner because she's from up North and cries a lot on camera?
I actually wrote my tune in the aftermath of my wife leaving me, my dog dying and being horribly disfigured in a tragic smoothie making accident. That’s got to be worth some sympathy votes surely?
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