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I have a vague memory of singing 'Mull of Kintyre' in assembly at infants school. I have no idea what to make of this at all :confused:
 
In Bloom said:
Imagine's not that bad, it's pretty dull and politically shallow, but still kind of sweet.


Nonsense.

Imagine if, when you were a kid - aged about, i dunno, 11 - you were asked to write a poem about 'peace'. And imagine that you did and since you were only 11 it was full of platitudes and triteness but everyone thought it was sweet for an 11 year old, and kind of wise, y'know, FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD. And imagine that your mum was dead proud and kept the poem in a keepsake box for years and then it was your wedding day, say, and as a wedding gift your mum got the tune set to music by an ageing and barely competent retired music teacher who set it to a school-hymn style dirge. And imagine that it was then played AT YOUR WEDDING.

That's how ashamed Lennon should be about the fucking song.
 
Dubversion said:
Nonsense.

Imagine if, when you were a kid - aged about, i dunno, 11 - you were asked to write a poem about 'peace'. And imagine that you did and since you were only 11 it was full of platitudes and triteness but everyone thought it was sweet for an 11 year old, and kind of wise, y'know, FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD. And imagine that your mum was dead proud and kept the poem in a keepsake box for years and then it was your wedding day, say, and as a wedding gift your mum got the tune set to music by an ageing and barely competent retired music teacher who set it to a school-hymn style dirge. And imagine that it was then played AT YOUR WEDDING.

That's how ashamed Lennon should be about the fucking song.
Fair play :D

It's one of those songs that's incredibly cheesey and trite, yet I find it kind of touching in it's sheer stupidity. It's no Hats off to the Zebras, mind ;)
 
Dubversion said:
Nonsense.

Imagine if, when you were a kid - aged about, i dunno, 11 - you were asked to write a poem about 'peace'. And imagine that you did and since you were only 11 it was full of platitudes and triteness but everyone thought it was sweet for an 11 year old, and kind of wise, y'know, FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD. And imagine that your mum was dead proud and kept the poem in a keepsake box for years and then it was your wedding day, say, and as a wedding gift your mum got the tune set to music by an ageing and barely competent retired music teacher who set it to a school-hymn style dirge. And imagine that it was then played AT YOUR WEDDING.

That's how ashamed Lennon should be about the fucking song.
so what, in your opinion, is a good song? if you don't mind me asking.
 
Pavlik said:
so what, in your opinion, is a good song? if you don't mind me asking.


That's a bit of a dumb fucking question, isn't it?

What, ANY good song ever? and from that, you're going to reach what conclusion precisely?
 
Dubversion said:
That's a bit of a dumb fucking question, isn't it?

What, ANY good song ever? and from that, you're going to reach what conclusion precisely?
You said Imagine is shite. Fair enough but I'm just curious to hear what you think is a good example of a song.
 
Pavlik said:
You said Imagine is shite. Fair enough but I'm just curious to hear what you think is a good example of a song.


Why? So I can name one and you can go "ah, but that's a shit song" and get some dry little stab of pleasure from doing so? :D
 
How the fuck can a religion that is based on death whose key symbol is a bloke suffering on a cross be bothered about something they claim to be anti-religious, strikes me as hypocritcal Satanism is also based on death and suffering, will the real god please show his kite and lets just hope it aint a mock working class scouser with penny round glasses on, if it is its off to the lake of fire for me
 
Dubversion said:
But don't you think it's a rather ridiculous question?
I wasn't going to slag off your choice. I was genuinely interested to hear what you think is a good song. Maybe I might like it too. :)
 
But can't you see how reductive that is? I'm a DJ, i have possibly 100s of thousands of tunes in about every genre you could care to think of, how am I supposed to pick ONE?
 
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Imagine's a great song! One of John's best.. if you like it check out some of his other stuff.. especially the Double Fantasy album.. (shortly before the shooting incident)..

Beautiful Boy, Watching the Wheels, Women - all classics. :)
 
I was just after an example of a good song, not your favourite.
It's very easy to slag somehing off. I'd just like to hear something positive.

Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?
Its irrelevant that he's in a fuckin huge white house. He's offering us the chance to think about life without attatchment.
That line has always helped to bring me down to earth and to think about something other than what I'm going to buy next to improve my life.
It may not be a great song but there are some thought provoking ideas in there.
 
Imagine is okay. I think if it was written by someone like Vashti Bunyan then Dub probably wouldn't hate it with such a passion.
 
I aint a big fan of Lennon in any way I find his stuff a bit tepid but he did swear in front of the Queen when he was singing that working class thingy
 
imagine is


crap


honestly just crap... it's instant bland karaoke crap


i mean i bet he was fucking high when he wrote that because it is just the right level of deep thought provoking stuff you write when your dribbling out the corner of you mouth watching the great light of the alien overlords come down and rend the earth with the power of their minds..

just imagine it john and yoko sitting dribbling in the corner of a room
J: hey ... yoko ... y'know... like imagine the was like... no heaven!
Y: what the fuck are you on about john?
J: no no imagine the was no heaven!
Y: .... what?
J: it's easy if you try!
Y: baka!


and some how this mental retarded druged up contimplation of the universe made it's way into a song
 
northernhoard said:
How the fuck can a religion that is based on death whose key symbol is a bloke suffering on a cross be bothered about something they claim to be anti-religious
Because they're a religion. Fucking hell, how difficult is it?
 
Dubversion said:
You're right. Calling it a "dreadful song" is absurd.

Calling it a shitdribbling piece of turgid shite with mindlessly facile lyrics and a "tune" so plodding and ugly that it makes you want to gouge out your eye with a spoon just so you can use it for an earplug is much more sensible.

It's an embarassment, a disgrace, a sack of shit.

I normally refrain from saying things like "So and So is music for people who don't like music" and things like that, but I make an exception for Imagine.

If you like it, you're a feeble minded cunt. It really is that simple, I'm afraid.


I love it!:p
 
Just thought I'd throw my weight in behind the "it is a complete turd of an excuse for a song" camp.
No, seriously, it's fucking terrible.
Simple-minded cheesy garbage nonsense waste-of-time noodling piss.
Is it the most over-rated song of all time?
 
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