Police raid BBQ in helicopter

[Kizmet]

It's the z.

 

[Spymaster]

What the fuck has the fact that I pen poems, got to do with anything at all?

Really, why the fuck did you bring it up at all? What's your problem, Kismet?

Stop lying Jonti.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I think the police would do us all a favour if they were to dive into this thread in a helicopter and break up the off-topic fights that are going on. Then we could start a thread entitled:

Police Raid BB in a Helicopter

 

[Jonti]

See.. this is what I mean. This poem is a reference to you accusing me years ago of being a member of some hindu cult you are obsessed with.

You don't half know how to carry a festering grduge, I gotta give it to you.

If I were you right now I'd probably be screaming about how you're a dishonest, serial liar and abuser and part of some huge plot.

But I'm not.. so I'll settle for calling you a pompous prick who writes awful poetry again.

No, it isn't. I've linked it so anyone can see it isn't.

See, my reading is that you object to the fact that I write here at all. YOu certainly have been on my case these last few days, since you learned I had taken you off ignore.

 

[phildwyer]

What the fuck has the fact that I pen poems, got to do with anything at all?

It's got something to do with your pomposity and pretension I'll warrant.

 

[Jonti]

My Guru!

<swoons some more>

 

[Kizmet]

No, it isn't. I've linked it so anyone can see it isn't.

It's a poem about prem rawat who - iirc you accused me of being back on the massive astrology thread.

See, my reading is that you object to the fact that I write here at all. YOu certainly have been on my case these last few days, since you learned I had taken you off ignore.

No. I object to the fact that you're a pompous prick. I told you that given that you had taken me off ignore I would reconsider my opinion.

I did.

And, on consideration... I was right first time.


I will make you a better poet and person. I fucking will.

Consider me the slim, brown needle to the over-inflated balloon of your ego.

Now THAT's poetry.

 

[phildwyer]

Something for Kismet

I quite like that one. He does sound like a bounder for sure.

 

[Kizmet]

It's got something to do with your pomposity and pretension I'll warrant.

I gave him a list of the four major points above.. although, tbh, the smell thing doesn't bother me so much at this distance.

 

[8den]

I think the police would do us all a favour if they were to dive into this thread in a helicopter and break up the off-topic fights that are going on. Then we could start a thread entitled:

Police Raid BB in a Helicopter

It's pretty impressive that pictures of revol68's diseased cock have become a distant memory on this thread.

 

[Jonti]

I quite like that one. He does sound like a bounder for sure.

Oh, he is, and there's much more to enjoy in that collection

Kizmet is a fan of the fat fraud though; did you see his post before his cowardly edits?

 

[editor]

What the fuck has happened to this thread again?

I'm closing it. And then maybe binning it for good. Or - if I get time and can be bothered - just deleting all the off topic personal shit that's been splattered all over it by people who should know better,