They hide two mobile phones and a charger up their bottoms.
Not even sure goatse could manage that to be fair! 
When I rang him today he told me he was really moved when he discovered that.There's a petition in support of Tony, owner of the House of Bottles.
There's no way that street dealers are making £20,000/week.
That's not really the point. I'm just making a general point about the wisdom of having a late night off licence inches away from a pub. It's really not a good idea, IMO.To be honest, I use House of Bottles more than I use the Albert.
South London Press says the figure the police gave for the value of the weekly street trade was £20,000, total, split between about 17 dealers. Half of this would be profit. So they'd make about £500-£600 a week each.
The Sun just made shit up, as usual.

Agree with all of this, plus Tony is a one-man-band and the pub is owned by a big powerful chain. I suspect the reason that Tony is being given a hard time is that he hasn't got corporate lawyers behind him. If something similar had happened to the Albert the full force of highly paid lawyers would swing into action. That's why it's important that those who can, attend the meeting at the Town Hall on Tuesday at 2pm.Maybe I'm missing the point, but why is it awful to have an off licence next to a pub? A pub's just a off licence with 'on' sales inside in essence. Given the amount of licensed premises on that stretch the fact it's next door rather than a few short steps away doesn't concern me greatly
I really feel for Tony. He manages to run that shop firmly and in good humour - in that place the fact that it feels welcoming and safe is no mean feat. He deserves so much better.
I believe so.what's the deal with the meeting on tuesday? is bottles' licence on the agenda?
Agree with all of this, plus Tony is a one-man-band and the pub is owned by a big powerful chain. I suspect the reason that Tony is being given a hard time is that he hasn't got corporate lawyers behind him. If something similar had happened to the Albert the full force of highly paid lawyers would swing into action. That's why it's important that those who can, attend the meeting at the Town Hall on Tuesday at 2pm.

I'm not quite sure why you're bringing the Albert into this.Agree with all of this, plus Tony is a one-man-band and the pub is owned by a big powerful chain.

Lambeth Community Police Consultative Group
[email protected] You could try marking it FAO Roger Toohill - I don't have his personal email
That's not really the point. I'm just making a general point about the wisdom of having a late night off licence inches away from a pub. It's really not a good idea, IMO.
