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Poaching

I knew a bloke who used to steal pigs from the local farm. About once, or twice a year, he would go into the field at night, creep up on a sleeping pig and hit it over the head with a big hammer. Unfortunately, on one occasion, the pig was merely stunned. It woke up in the back of his van and, making a dreadful racket, emptied its bowels everywhere! It was a rather entertaining night to say the least!
 
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