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I'm using it as an illustrative example - we can't expect Americans to understand the concept of proper tea. :(

you will find my previous statement here, gull loving, dead parent insulting arsewipe

 
It’s a mug Frau Bahn drinks tea from. Tea needs lots of sugar, I have cut out sugar so no longer drink tea.

But if you follow instructions to add an egg to 200ml of water and use a 150ml cup, I’m not sure you should be around hot water and stuff.
But you said use cold water anyway? Make your mind up. 🤷‍♂️

Anyway, I tried this a couple of times, substituting a coffee mug for the recommended tea cup and it didn't really work. Added egg very gently, then tried again with egg first then trickling the water in. Both times the yolk was pleasant but the white didn't surround it and parts of it broke off comepletely. Eggs weren't fresh out of a hen's cloaca but bbf 11th August so not ancient either. 800w microwave btw.
 
But you said use cold water anyway? Make your mind up. 🤷‍♂️

The water heats up in the microwave. As I said, maybe this is a bit advanced for you.



Anyway, I tried this a couple of times, substituting a coffee mug for the recommended tea cup and it didn't really work. Added egg very gently, then tried again with egg first then trickling the water in. Both times the yolk was pleasant but the white didn't surround it and parts of it broke off comepletely. Eggs weren't fresh out of a hen's cloaca but bbf 11th August so not ancient either. 800w microwave btw.

Yeah, Sticklebricks more your level.
 
The water heats up in the microwave. As I said, maybe this is a bit advanced for you.





Yeah, Sticklebricks more your level.
Well your instructions followed to the letter (apart from the bit about the tea cup) don't produce the promised goods so I'm left wondering if your proven inability to distinguish between two common items of kitchenware suggests further inaccuracies in your 'recipe'. It could be a pint of milk in an air fryer for all we fucking know.
 
Well your instructions followed to the letter (apart from the bit about the tea cup) don't produce the promised goods so I'm left wondering if your proven inability to distinguish between two common items of kitchenware suggests further inaccuracies in your 'recipe'. It could be a pint of milk in an air fryer for all we fucking know.
OK are you ready to try my version now?

Splash of boiling water in a cappucchino cup, microwave for 30-40 seconds, depending on wattage of microwave. MIne is 1000 watts so I usually do 30-35 seconds for a large sized egg.

There is a bit of trial and error involved, but once you have your formula, you can turn out perfect eggs every time.
 
Well your instructions followed to the letter (apart from the bit about the tea cup) don't produce the promised goods so I'm left wondering if your proven inability to distinguish between two common items of kitchenware suggests further inaccuracies in your 'recipe'. It could be a pint of milk in an air fryer for all we fucking know.

My bad for assuming a basic level of competence among the board users, I shall try to remember that some people are more simple than others.
 
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