PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by ItWillNeverWork, Apr 2, 2016.

  1. Chilli.s

    Chilli.s changed the little words

    A load of pissed up waffle. Politics eh... love it when it shows its true colours.
     
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  2. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    I have just listened to this again and am staggered 'this' is a Prime Minister
     
  3. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    Irrespective of appearing as though he doesn't understand 'his' own treaty, declaring that NI is advantaged by access to the single market is really quite a damaging 'gaff'.
     
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  4. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    if you ever find yourself at a party or in the pub declaiming to a silent room then you are doing something very wrong. the only reason he wasn't hoiked out into the street is he's the prime minister.
     
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  5. littlebabyjesus

    littlebabyjesus one of Maxwell's demons

    Yep, exactly what I came to say. That and you keep free movement. All good stuff that you'll have and, um, the rest of the UK won't have. So what was the point of brexit again?
     
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  6. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

  7. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    Consistent, if nothing else; he'll lie to his own support base as readily as anyone else.
     
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  8. teqniq

    teqniq DisMembered

    Peter Oborne sticks the knife in and twists it around a bit:

     
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  9. stavros

    stavros Well-Known Member

  10. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

    We know what Johnson is, but the polls suggest voters don't care as long as he says he'll give them whatever they want on any given day.
    He's very much like a TV evangelist - Talks a load of bollocks but people who want to believe him, do.

    Opposition parties have a month to avoid disaster, but nobody has worked out how to to do it, and it's very probably too late now because the three things that would have helped didn't happen.

    You can't fight a dangerous monster with a small butter knife.
     
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  11. Libertad

    Libertad For every Tory a lampost

    Yes you can.
     
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  12. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

  13. Libertad

    Libertad For every Tory a lampost

    Yes you can.
     
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  14. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

    To fight him, you need to understand him, or at least understand his PR team. The photo in the link is full of imagery built for the press to work on.
    He's cleaning up a mess, he's the common man willing to muck in, even the warning sign is there for the papers to make headlines out of.
    He might well be a twat, but he's clever and that means he's dangerous.
     
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  15. Libertad

    Libertad For every Tory a lampost

    A small butter knife rammed through his sphenoid would slow him up.
     
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  16. Ming

    Ming Massive prawns

    Totally agree. It winds me up when people say Tories are incompetent or stupid. Why do they keep winning then? Don't get me wrong i fucking hate them but don't underestimate them. I saw Dominic Cummings walking through a group of journalists outside his house and made the aside 'you guys should go up North' meaning they know what the demographics are. And unfortunately dog whistle politics works. See Trump and his base.
     
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  17. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  18. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    everyone knows journos are lazy and will where possible write from press releases. Everyone except for you it seems.
     
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  19. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

  20. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

    You're making several mistakes:
    • You're wrong on the point. Journalists are out for an easy story, but Johnson makes it very easy for them, thus he gets HIS story out. The polls show I'm right.
    • You're assuming you're more valuable to the world than a pair of pus weeping green pissflaps are to a cheap whore's business model (Oscar Wilde)
    • You're assuming I give a toss what you think
     
  21. Libertad

    Libertad For every Tory a lampost

    You're assuming we give a toss what you think.
     
  22. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    Stunning insight that politicians try to project an image favourable to them and that might appeal to the public though. Stunning.
     
  23. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    :D

    Despite what's said, I've found that, as a general rule, people posting in multiple bullet points really, really do give a toss about what folk think of their views.
     
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  24. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    The polls show nothing of the sort.
     
  25. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

    Perhaps you can explain how the tories poll numbers shot up when May left and Johnson got in.
    When you answer, look at the Brexit party's numbers, and Labour's. The libdems and others don't matter because they're as shit as your brains and are likely to get a number of seats greater than your IQ.
     
  26. Ptolemy

    Ptolemy like an unwound clock, I just don't seem to care.

    The polls shot up when May took over from Cameron! Look what happened there!
     
  27. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman it was already like that when I got here

    Whereas you're a fucking genius.

    You're the thickest poster on urban by quite some distance. Please fuck off.
     
  28. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

    Cameron was a wanker that everyone was sick off, but May hadn't proved she was as stupid at that point, just as Johnson hasn't been busted yet. However, when the majority realise and are in a position to vote the bastard out, it's going to be way too late to save Britain from leaving the Eu and there will be five years of Tory shit behind him.
    Fuck knows what the twat will do to the NHS, but we can be sure it'll be bad.
     
  29. Don Troooomp

    Don Troooomp Condescension and embedded self importance

    So explain it instead of shooting your gob off - Ah, you can't, so you fuck off
     
  30. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman it was already like that when I got here

    I just did explain. You're a blathering fuck wit, it's all that needs to be said.
     

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