PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by ItWillNeverWork, Apr 2, 2016.

  1. ItWillNeverWork

    ItWillNeverWork Messy Crimbobs, fellow humans.

    If he ever gets into power it will be like the Nazis never went away. Or at least according to someone I just overheard in a coffee shop. It's not the first time I've heard this sort of nonsense either. It's bonkers, so why do people persist with such bizarre positions?

    As far as I can tell, the jury is still out on whether Johnson has any political convictions at all, other than the conviction that he deserves to be at the centre of attention.
     
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  2. Wilf

    Wilf Dances like a Christian

    Unruly fringe. Just saying.
     
  3. SaskiaJayne

    SaskiaJayne Rural Guerrilla

    I don't think he is even that clever. He talks the talk but I think he has been sussed or certainly will be if he ever actually attempts to become Prime Minister.
     
  4. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    boris has only got one ball
    the other is in the albert hall
    his mother the dirty bugger
    cut it off when he was small
     
  5. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    no, he wants to be chancellor
     
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  6. 8115

    8115 Macaroni straws.

    It's definitely got a ring to it.
     
  7. MadeInBedlam

    MadeInBedlam Arm the mentally ill Enforced Holiday

    He is VERY blonde
     
  8. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    If your coffee shop pundit was on about Trump, there might be more substance to it...
     
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  9. SaskiaJayne

    SaskiaJayne Rural Guerrilla

    He might get away with being prime minister for a few months but never chancellor, not even for a day. I'm sure even he knows that..
     
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  10. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    if hitler could become chancellor i'm sure boris can
     
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  11. brogdale

    brogdale Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism

    If Bore-iss Johnson flew in today,
    They'd send a limousine anyway
     
  12. pogofish

    pogofish Testicle Hairstyle

    Maybe time to remember this poem - Written by one of Boris's favourite poets and published by him in his time at the Spectator but when he was also an MP.

    I remember it being defended as "Boris just being a bit cantankerous" at the time!
     
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  13. souljacker

    souljacker innit

    He's more Kaiser Wilhelm than Adolf, I reckon.
     
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  14. redsquirrel

    redsquirrel This Machine Kills Progressives

    No there wouldn't.
     
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  15. Mr.Bishie

    Mr.Bishie Pickled Egg

    Oh he's clever alright, his buffoonery is a front. He's a fucking dangerous cunt & make no mistake!
     
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  16. nino_savatte

    nino_savatte No pasaran!

    Kanzler, surely? :D
     
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  17. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet Administrator

    He's not really very clever, he's just not as stupid as his idiotic comedy public persona. But then nobody is that stupid.
     
  18. Mr.Bishie

    Mr.Bishie Pickled Egg

    'Clever' probably wasn't the right word, but I'm standing with 'dangerous cunt'
     
  19. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    Yes there would.
     
  20. MadeInBedlam

    MadeInBedlam Arm the mentally ill Enforced Holiday

    HE'S *BEHIND* YOU!!!
     
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  21. redsquirrel

    redsquirrel This Machine Kills Progressives

    No. The fact that you think there would just revels your utter ignorance of any real political understanding (Bush junta FFS). Pathetically liberal bullshit masquerading as analysis.

    Trump is not a fascist, the Republican party is not fascist, Bush was not a fascist. To claim that they are is both moronic and counter-productive.
     
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  22. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    Anytime I hear someone shriek "liberal" at me; I'm reminded of Fox News and all those eejits. Trump is a fascist. Your little indignant spiel is of no importance, other than to yourself.
     
  23. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    How did he end up becoming Mayor of London. Did you guys all get pissed and vote for him for a giggle:confused:
     
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  24. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    A number of factors; good PR, greed, Ken fatigue and a reaction to that era...
     
  25. redsquirrel

    redsquirrel This Machine Kills Progressives

    OK in what way is he a fascist, outline the characteristics of him/his supporters that are fascistic.
     
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  26. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    The racism, the advocation of violence, the demonising of entire religions and peoples. Not to mention women and disabled people.
     
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  27. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Shirley you could have voted for Bez or George Micheal :hmm:
     
  28. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby Share knowledge, don't weaponize it

    I had no idea either of them were in the running.
     
  29. redsquirrel

    redsquirrel This Machine Kills Progressives

    Those features have/are present in any number of political philosophies, none of them are unique to fascism. They don't even distinguish Trump from other US politicians (Republican or Democrat). The fact that you seem to think fascism is nothing more than "being nasty" just revels how ignorant you are (again). Seriously this is BLiar type shit.

    You've made fascism so wide a term as to make it utterly meaningless. In 1939 the British, French and US governments were all racist, violent and discriminated against women and people with disabilities, hell they are still are now, so all fascist according to you.
     
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2016
  30. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Bez ran for Manchester mayor i think. I thought you guys might have had a cheese option too:hmm:
     
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