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pk said:Right then. *takes deep breath*
Full and impartial review of all tunes as per usual... knowing how much effort it takes to get something done and upped online
Danilonglegs/rutabowa : My Friend Todd
Recorded into a broken mobile phone, true revolutionary sex terrorism combined with bluesy guitar riffs and a torn up copy of Rolling Stone magazine, these guys will go places if they sober up.
Boing - Down to the river
This is really lush, the beats are a bit clean for my twisted tastes, a bit of dubbed out echo malarkey on the snares the way the vocal samples were done would have made it irresistable - but fuck it, it's truly gorgeous.
Chazegee - Douse The Fire With Petrol
This for some reason reminds me of Hey Ya, the beats and the relentless lyrical onslaught, slightly dodgy "pisshole to your asshole" stuff didn't sit well with me, but the bit about wearing womens underwear and not caring worked
I like the bit where it all goes reverse with the Cure-esque piano.
Fatter Faction/Dirtysanta : LOUD! -/- Bahnoff Strasser
Never to disappoint, Fatterfaction do it properly with their trademark oi oi London sound in the great traditions of those such as Big Audio Dynamite, mixed with a good old stomp and a healthy selection of samples, produced to hit hard and obviously some serious effort has been made here to slide the sounds into the lyrical delivery.
If Caine's character Alfie were pissed up on Special Brew and playing with a sampler it would sound like this. I like it, and I turned it up a bit louder.
Kid hideous/ninjaboy : Pirates
Never a problem when Cutty Ranks breaks out, the bass kicks are brutal if a little distorted but I have a feeling that's all part of the masterplan.
The D&B is programmed pretty well, though it's utterly fucked up in the mix, again, part of the plan I'm sure.
This is clearly a homage to The Stopper, not sure it needed the wah wah guitar bits, but there's still some life in the old dog yet, even chopped to fuck like this - the funky Asian break toward the end is a bit tasty too...
MC5 : The Sun it Shines (This came up as 'Audiotech' on the zip file for some reason, dunno why)
Nicely produced - everything in it's proper place within the mix, deffo some new age Joy Division going on, but the guitars are nice, a little bit repetitive but there's nothing wrong with that, sounds good.
The Aids/ATOMIC SUPLEX : Cowboy Stu
Nutty as fuck. Cowboys from 1985.
It's a melange of stuff, reminds me a bit of The The, the vocal production is sublime though, very professional finish.
Chooch : Z is for...
Ah, this is more my area, chopping up static and seeing what happens.
Clear Aphex influences going on, but only as a point of reference, it's nicely dark and the hollow vocal backdrop you can barely hear works for me.
Nice.
Fruitloop : Sputnik
Russian space fuckers on speed, it's all good, though a bit fast and not enough sub bass going on - oh, hang on, maybe there is after a minute or so...
This is clearly the product of a mad scientist, those breaks didn't chop themselves up like that, so that's nice to hear.
I get the feeling the samples were clipped before playing themselves out - on a personal taste level I'd have increased the envelope of each sampled beat to let the sounds snap out naturally, but it's a promising taster of further stuff... I guess I'm getting a bit old for things that run that fast...
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SO voting as follows from me:
1/ Boing - Down To The River
Chose a really nice tune to deconstruct, and you can almost hear the water trickling by in the background, it's a great job.
2/ Chazegee - Douse The Fire With Petrol
This one sticks in my head, sort of reminds me of Parliament and George Clinton now, but at twice the speed. Don't like the lyrics much, but that means fuck all, it's a great tune.
3/ MC5 : The Sun it Shines
I used to love Joy Division, and the brightness in this recording reminds me of that, staggering around Soho with a big fuck off smile on my face, so it narrowly beat Fruitloop's "Sputnik" tune to hit number three for me.
Top works and "props" to all who entered, some really nice stuff, funny to hear it all in one lump on an MP3 player, reminds me of just how fucking twisted some of you cunts are...
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pk
Frank Drebben said:Do you write for a music magazine in real life? I am sure that I have seen this style before somewhere.

Ninjaboy said:top work on the reviews pk. agree about the mix, I always get carried away with distortion.....
also like the voting idea, i did think that a poll would be too easy to vote on with out listening to everyone etc, but anything would be better than the current 5 votes per competition we seem to average....
pk said:MC5 : The Sun it Shines (This came up as 'Audiotech' on the zip file for some reason, dunno why)
) could stumble across it, play the song, like it, but not know who it was by. Similarly, someone downloads to their computer, plays it later, wtf,
I've forgotten who this great artist is?

this one sounds like the late hours of a squat party with the rig being driven to fuck once it all kicks off. that bass lines just so... mindless, its fuckin' great!
Can’t go wrong with a bit of cutty ranks, but I reckon the vocals get a bit lost in the awesomeness of the distortobass. The cat left the room when the beats really kicked in, which I reckon is a good sign. I got up to get a drink and kind of danced across the room while this was on. Also a good sign..