We're all going to get cancer. Stop whinnying.
It always confuses me when I hear on radio that the number of heart disease deaths - or whatever - has gone down, and that as such fewer people are dying.
NO. NO. NO. We are all dying. And we all will die. We're not REDUCING NHS costs when we put off people's deaths; we're delaying NHS costs. At the moment, there's all sorts of hoo-haa and kerfuffle around heart disease and cancer and strokes. What the fuck are we meant to die of? Invincibility? Mutant kitten danger? The next ice age? The reincarnation of Tyrannosaurus Rex? The wrath of the Jeebus?
We seem to be heading towards more cancers. Very well! More cancers and fewer coronary deaths it is! FFS, in 500 years time, the only thing people will be dying of is the one remaining particularly obscure form of untreatable pancreatic obscurity, and cat AIDS.