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Boring fat geezer spends a decade in a dead end job, then finally gets his chance to shine in the spotlight as the head honcho. Discovers that he is basically a boring fat geezer suited for a dead end job. Everything he does falls apart. Tries to blame everyone else, with "hilarious consequences".

Possible titles: The Unbearable Brownness Of Being. Mister Brown Goes To Westminster.
 
Ball, boy! The story of a plucky canine who follows his dream, and rises above prejudice to become a Ballboy in Wimbledon.

Oh and it's 18s cert.
 
Detroit City said:
A movie about The Three Stooges. What a way to ruin the franchise :rolleyes:

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Been done: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214698/
 
One lone lifeboatman, trapped at sea on a boat full of people gone... Boat Happy! There's no room for political correctness, as he fights against time to regain control of the ship By Any Means Necessary, so he can get back to land to rescue a kidnapped busload of kids.
 
Donna Ferentes said:
An internet bulletin board poster works in a lowly job on a magazine. Jeered at by her fellow posters, she dreams about one day being the star writer and meeting lots of talented writers, poets and rock 'n' roll singers. To this end, she constructs a fantasy life in which this is already happening and she is a fascinating and brilliant personality. Fortunately because this is Hollywood she is never found out and she goes on living like this happily ever after.
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I guess a classical education doesn't mean you aren't capable of being a cunt.
 
Augie March said:
Monopoly - based on the classic board game. Ridley Scott attached to direct.

Ouija Board: The Movie - cheap horror based on some kids playing with a ouija board or something.

Candy Land - a film about sweets and resulting massive tie-in with every sweet manufactuer known to man. Plot possibly irrelevant.

Oh, hang on...
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What's the controversy in Candyland?

The Kid who goes there is a diabetic? They put something in the candy and the kids go crazy on sugar and ruin candyland? Or it's all just a scheme to lure inncoent Children to what really is pedoland in disguise?

I wait with bated breath.
 
A well known cunt fucks another cunt, then the cunt's cunt shoves her dildo up another cunt, that cunt goes mad blaming the other cunt on being a cunt, but the cunt explains to the other cunt that being a cunt isn't so bad so all the cunts get together and play tiddlewinks. Moral of the story...being a cunt aint so bad. CUNT FACE. Yeh you!
 
N_igma said:
A well known cunt fucks another cunt, then the cunt's cunt shoves her dildo up another cunt, that cunt goes mad blaming the other cunt on being a cunt, but the cunt explains to the other cunt that being a cunt isn't so bad so all the cunts get together and play tiddlewinks. Moral of the story...being a cunt aint so bad. CUNT FACE. Yeh you!
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Merchant Ivory films aren't what they used to be.
 
Art Terror. In an alternative world, there are no real politcal differences, only artistic.

The movie opens with the suicide critic-bombing of an opera, with the bomb triggered to go off after the cast sing 5 duff notes during the performance.

Oh Flipper Mine

One half of a marine biologist couple dies in a freak attack by a pod of angry teenage make dolphins, and is reincarnated as a dolphin, and spends the rest of the movie seeking out the attacking pod to exact justice and at the same time attempting to reunite themselves with their partner by creating a rosetta stone for dolphin/human communication. (The title needs some work)
 
Elephants and Castle!


A time portal opens in the Italian Alps in 208 BC, flinging Hannibal and his Carthage army into modern day south london. Confused he lays siege to the shopping complex forcing the residents of lambeth to defend themselves from his elephants and elite army.

Think of it as "Kidulthood" meets "The 300".

Russell Crowe and the So Solid Crew to star.
 
8den said:
Elephants and Castle!


A time portal opens in the Italian Alps in 208 BC, flinging Hannibal and his Carthage army into modern day south london. Confused he lays siege to the shopping complex forcing the residents of lambeth to defend themselves from his elephants and elite army.

Think of it as "Kidulthood" meets "The 300".

Russell Crowe and the So Solid Crew to star.
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I would actually watch that. :D :cool: Can someone knock up a poster in Photoshop? :)
 
Strike

A reimagining of the classic British tale of the 1984 miners' strike, updated and relocated to a contemporary US setting. The final set piece features the evil President Thatcher slain in the Battle of Orgreave by the plucky all-American miners. Starring Nicolas Cage as Arthur Scargill.
 
Stigmata said:
Strike

A reimagining of the classic British tale of the 1984 miners' strike, updated and relocated to a contemporary US setting. The final set piece features the evil President Thatcher slain in the Battle of Orgreave by the plucky all-American miners. Starring Nicolas Cage as Arthur Scargill.
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Hmm, wasn't it Robert De Niro on the Comic Strip's version of Strike!?
 
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