Pitch a film

[sinbad]

Man finds housemate dead on living room couch from suicidal overdose but is so enthralled by his own apathy to the situation that he doesn't even bother to alert dead dude's family until the neighbours complain about the smell and the police arrive.......

Genius, if you don't write that I will

 

[goldenecitrone]

Carry on Getting Stuffed. All the old team are dug up, touched up a bit by an expert taxidermist, then taken around London on a bendy bus. Hilarity ensues.

 

[8den]

My favourite pitch was for Alien;

"Jaws in Space".

 

[no-no]

the cats put all their years of planning into action and start a feline revolution.

erm, planet of the cats i guess?

 

[kabbes]

An actuary builds an exciting cash flow model of an insurance company and proceeds to use it... get this... to set capital requirements for the coming year. Hilarity takes the form of the office joker, who sends around an email with some badly spelt jokes. And then at the end the office is accidentally demolished, killing all involved to their secret relief.

 

[Epico]

Timon of Athens, with Timon as a drug-dealer, set in Brooklyn, with a 'rap music' sound track.
To make it relevant to the yoot y'see.

 

[Stoat Boy]

I had an idea for a film once.

The premise was about a Weapons dealer. In the process of closing a big deal with an Arab client he has to pretend to use a prostitute, which have been laid on for the client, to make them all feel like one big happy boys club but he is happily married and when he gets back to his hotel room tells the girl that she can sleep on the sofa.

In the morning the interpreter laid on for him does not show up so he gets the Prostitute to stay with him as she speaks good English and a platonic relationship builds up over the next few days.

On the last night the main Arab client says that the girl must be good and says he wants her but the man knows he likes to bash the girls up and have bum sex with them so wont let the girl go with him and thus loses the client and thus his job.

A sort of pretty woman meets what ever.

I was told it was racist because of the Arab bit but apart from that not bad.

Feel free to pick the bones out of that.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

the cats put all their years of planning into action and start a feline revolution.

erm, planet of the cats i guess?

Too late they already made 'cats and dogs'.

 

[rekil]

Vietglam. Docudrama about the NVA's hair metal punishment battalion.

 

[loud 1]

kids an alien,
doesnt know hes an alien.
aliens send a spaceship to look after him,
bad aliens want to kill him.
fun and games and that

ive actually been writting this story for years..

its fookin ace.

 

[8ball]

A hapless freelance photojournalist tries to make his name by getting in first covering the early stages of a developing famine but runs into immediate problems because the camera adds ten pounds.

 

[Dillinger4]

Space Robots on the Moon. The robots turn out to be dog pirates from 3046. Lazer cats in formal dress come to the rescue.

I like your style.

 

[danny la rouge]

84 Charing Cross Road in the 18th Century Caribbean, with pirates.

Lonely Caribbean governor's widow corresponds for years with man she believes is a governor, but who is ravaging the Spanish Main between letters to her. Theirs is a literary love, but their eventual meeting all the more poignant for being at his trial. She fights to save him from the gallows, they exchange yet more letters, now more ardent since they have met but know their time could be short. He loses. They never consummate their love.

 

[jayeola]

Crouching Bojo, Hidden Livingstone.

 

[Dhimmi]

It's "Titanic" with gun-toting lesbians.

 

[ymu]

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Misread OP.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

I like your style.

Yet still no studio has green lit any of my productions.

 

[spacemonkey]

"It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some. He has to make a decision about whether his best friend lives......or dies."

"Also, his friend is a talking pie."

 

[Dillinger4]

Yet still no studio has green lit any of my productions.

Those Hollywood fat cats.

 

[Dillinger4]

They just dont understand art