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Picking up pizza with your hands in Pizza Express

It's probably already been noted, but if any of you ever go to Italy and eat out, don't use your hands, it's considered incredibly rude to not use cutlery in a restaurant.
 
Also there's a health and safety issue to think about. It's easy to burn the roof of your mouth and fingers on all the molten cheese.

A knife and fork is much safer.
 
Well, exactly.

But in any case, although I eat my pizza with cutlery, I wouldn't force it upon anyone else. Eat it how you like; it's your pizza.

No it's not. When you buy a pizza, you are buying the right to eat it. When you buy a film on video, is it your film? NO. The film belongs to whoever owns the copyright - you have simply bought a license that gives you the right to view it privately. The same applies to pizza. You do not own pizza, even if you make it yourself. You have simply been granted the right to eat it. And thus, you should eat it PROPERLY. Eating pizza with a knive and forks is like illegally copying DVD's and selling them. PIRACY.
 
Cut and roll. I've found this to be the optimum technique. Lest it's an overcooked one, then you just got to risk spillage whilst angleing it towards your pizza hole.
 
All this "Italians consider pizza to be an evening meal" is a load of rubbish.

I've been to some excellent neighbourhood restaurants in Rome that serve pizza at lunchtime.

*waits for someone to say Rome isn't normal, or somesuch*
 
Rome isn't normal cos its a touist town and therefore blah blah blah.

I too have eaten pizza in rome at lunchtime, and i ate it with my fingers without getting grease on my hands(well much), upsetting the locals and without burning the roof of my mouth and whatever bollocks other people have said.


dave
 
If I was only eating pizza then it would be with my hands whether I was eating off a plate or a box. But if I was eating pizza with salad/pasta then I would use a knife and fork.

I generally regard pizza as a eat with your hands food.
 
Yeh but have you seen the way them Italians shovel down big bowls of pasta ? :hmm:

Like fucking animals I tells ya. :mad:
 
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