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phoning in sick

i stop off when i ain't sick and go in when i am. ludicrous, mad-cap, fucking INSANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! but thats me all over - i fuck with the fucking system, i'm dangerous dolly :)

yeah man, if i am proper sick and need time off, i see it as a wasted sick day, iyswim.
 
if i want to phone in sick i convince myself that conveniently, i genuinely am sick.

then i feel less bad.

absolutely.

although you have to sound proper chipper on the phone! none of this speaking in a croaking hushed near deaths door kinda thang. double bluff the mofos! sound like you're on the way to the races or somesuch - vomiting bug is soooo last decade :)
 
I'm off and I feel guilty because it's blatantly me that's made myself ill and my boss knows it because she gave me a couple of days off the other week to sort myself out... and i'm still fucking up. Idiot.
 
just rang in again! had a weird and uncomfortble night:(

to all the martyrs - no one is indispensible init, if your work can't cope then it's up to them to sort it out not you, unless you work for yourself of course
 
im still off ill and still feel exceptionally guilty about it.

still as my mother pointed out, no one will thank me if i go in when im still ill and spread flu round the office just in time for christmas.
she also pointed out that if im still ill i wont be allowed to my nan and grandads on christmas day, as my nans still trying to shake off a coldy chest infection she's had since september.
both of those points made me feel slightly better about not being in work
 
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