Phantom Menace

[Gromit]

I'm currently working on a script where we delve deeper into the secret of the Jawa.

They are in fact a race of deadly assassins who use technology to kill. Boba fet is actually their king who hides his diminutive stature by wearing robotic legs.

 

[Iam]

Utini!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

only joking.

ill read your book despite its lack of lightsabers

Thing is, for me, the thing I really like about Star Wars is the multitude of aliens and the 'sleazy underbelly of space' thing. The jedi aspect is really just bad rehashed cod-eastern philosophy...

 

[machine cat]

Thing is, for me, the thing I really like about Star Wars is the multitude of aliens and the 'sleazy underbelly of space' thing. The jedi aspect is really just bad rehashed cod-eastern philosophy...

Thats why i like Knights of the Old Republic so much. You got to travel to different worlds and meet all sorts of aliens, smugglers, assasins, take part in revolutions and discover ancient secrets.

 

[Iam]

And run hither and thither an awful lot.

 

[kabbes]

Yes, would it have killed them to make KOTOR, well, smaller? Or made your running faster? Serious PITA.

 

[machine cat]

Yes, would it have killed them to make KOTOR, well, smaller? Or made your running faster? Serious PITA.

Thats why you build up your 'Force Speed' power

 

[kabbes]

Curses. That would have been useful for killing the final guy too. Apparently.

Damn me and my desire to throw my lightsaber.