Rick Astley: "Something's gotten hold of my....shit luv!!"![]()

did anyone notice the start, about the phone lines ar open, the lights are rigged....
im sure the text said " the phone lines " then " are rigged "


I think you might be right. Not only is it a shit idea, it's a shit idea by Peter Kaye who has not managed to say or do anything even remotely funny ever.
Garlic Bread?
Wanker.

Paul McCartney playing the Home and Away theme tune![]()
If only his real musical career matched those high standards.


I must be missing something , Peter Kay has had me laughing before but this is dire .
How can such things as a fame seeking gender changed man returning to his home to see his old school and the best punchline Kay could c9ome up with is that when asked if they have any questions one of the children answers "have you got a dick"
Might be funny for early teenage boys but its half past 10 on a Sunday evening , Im sure there are lots that took part that when they see this in its entirity will be embarrassed.
This is really really embarrassing comedy compared to his past offerings , the giggles ended long ago .


insomnia said:Oh dear, second part was utter shite, am removing from my memory as the first part was the funniest thing i've seen this year.

Im at a loss how Cat Deeley shouting "fu*king shut up" at a noisey audience is funny
Me tooWell, I'm loving it frankly.......
"Best harmonising I've heard in 25 years, since Brother Beyond"

HahaThe attention to detail is fantastic...
I loved the "you blew us all away during drum and bass week" line

I like the move in the medley from free nelson mandela to umbrella by Rhianna.![]()

Just is. Different strokes for different folks etc etc.
Anyway, Peter Kay's always been shit in my mind, I never even got the big hoo-hah over Phoenix Nights either. *shrugs