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Peter Andre ann Jordon receive critical acclaim via Amazon Reviews!!

I fucking love Amazon reviews :D I've contributed a fair few glowing reports meself in my time :D
 
The cherished graveyards of musical history have opened up their graves, tombs and sepulchres and sent forth their most beloved corpses to have new life breathed into them. Nothing is sacred anymore, nothing is respected as Peter coaxes new pearls of fertile seed from his throat. And Jordan is there with a natural beauty that seems almost prosaic as she blows such honest, primal sentiment over the shrivelled members of music's pantheon
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Genius :D
 
Tears rolled down my face as I saw my wifes face for the first time, even the revelation of her hideous features could not detract from the majesty of the voices of Peter and Jordan soaring like eagles through a sun kissed sky. I rose from my chair and carressed the cd jewel case, sounds and sights filling my senses.
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:D :D :D
 
The buggers at Amazon have removed these reviews. Reviews which reminded me just how fucking funny the general public can be.

Currently some Google results have cached versions, but did anyone save the last known results?
 
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