Pervert wanks over sleeping commuter on Brixton train

[Sadken]

no, I like to be aware of what's going on around me, shame most people don't and end up being wanked over.

Sorry, but that was a

 

[Spymaster]

maybe, but if she wasn't asleep it probably would have never happened, and anyway, it's only a bit of tramp spunk, it's not like she was raped.

..... oh well that's alright then!

<I think you're on a wind up >

 

[Maidmarian]

no, I like to be aware of what's going on around me, shame most people don't and end up being wanked over.

MOST people get wanked over ???????????????????

Clearly you jest.

 

[pengaleng]

I wouldn't sleep at night if I were you. At the end of the day burglars regularly break into homes at night while their occupants are inside, and you simply cannot tell when somebody might do just that while you're sleeping, and decides to have a massive wank by your beside table before covering you with his man fat.

I don't think so.

 

[pengaleng]

MOST people get wanked over ???????????????????

how would you know if you were asleep on the tube. tell me that.

I reckon it's probably happened a lot before this incident, and will still go on.

 

[T & P]

I don't think so.

Well it could happen. And living with someone doesn't guarantee it won't.

Imagine the scene: you wake up to something sticky all over you and see an intruder shaking off the remaining jism before running away with your jewellery box.

 

[frogwoman]

ffs she just fell asleep on a train like thousands of people do eacch day, really it doesnt make it her fault!

my first reaction was to laugh but i wouldnt like it if it happened to me at all ! i suspect i might see the funny side later on though, but this guy is an obvious sicko and just because it was "weird" doesnt mean it shouldnt be taken seriously at all

 

[Maidmarian]

how would you know if you were asleep on the tube. tell me that.

Presumably the same way she did ?

 

[kyser_soze]

MOST people get wanked over ???????????????????

Clearly you jest.

If that happened this story wouldn't be in the paper, and every time I got the horn on the train home I'd be able to decorate someone with my man-paste...

 

[Spymaster]

how would you know if you were asleep on the tube. tell me that.

Your hair gets pregnant.

 

[Maidmarian]

ffs she just fell asleep on a train like thousands of people do eacch day, really it doesnt make it her fault!

my first reaction was to laugh but i wouldnt like it if it happened to me at all ! i suspect i might see the funny side later on though, but this guy is an obvious sicko and just because it was "weird" doesnt mean it shouldnt be taken seriously at all

Quite . His "career"(as a sex offender) appears to be advancing.

 

[pengaleng]

Presumably the same way she did ?

you wouldnt know though if someone had a quick shuffle over you on the tube, they wouldnt even have to spunk on you thus leaving no trace of their crime and you would be none the wiser. I bet you been wanked over on the tube.

 

[DotCommunist]

If that happened this story wouldn't be in the paper, and every time I got the horn on the train home I'd be able to decorate someone with my man-paste...

It'd be chaos, commuters all going round looking like painters radio's

 

[theCIA]

Here comes my boner.....

 

[pengaleng]

and... what about those stupid booklet leaflets about girls being safe on public transport... that was clearly money down the toilet.

 

[Maidmarian]

you wouldnt know though if someone had a quick shuffle over you on the tube, they wouldnt even have to spunk on you thus leaving no trace of their crime and you would be none the wiser. I bet you been wanked over on the tube.

But that isn't what happened is it ?

 

[kabbes]

I reckon you're as likely to be wanked over by a burglar as by a nutter on the tube.

 

[theCIA]

does this qualify as a danger wank?

 

[Griff]

It'd be chaos, commuters all going round looking like painters radio's

All the secretaries arriving at the office with pearl necklaces...

 

[pengaleng]

But that isn't what happened is it ?

dunno, all I've got is 'pervert wanks over sleeping commuter on brixton train'

 

[pengaleng]

does this qualify as a danger wank?

quite possibly lol

 

[Spymaster]

I reckon you're as likely to be wanked over by a burglar as by a nutter on the tube.

They're actually not as uncommon as you expect (tube wankers). I know of three girls (my wife included) who had geezers tug off in front of them, and they weren't even sleeping.

Must be a sport for sex cases.

 

[Maidmarian]

dunno, all I've got is 'pervert wanks over sleeping commuter on brixton train'

Ah , not read the story then ?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

This heat has been knackering me out so much I'm struggling to stay awake on public transport.

I'm not even getting the tube. I'm getting the bus home from Victoria-Brixton, FOUR or FIVE of them, just to keep me awake.

I suppose if I fall asleep on one of them though, despite attempting to keep myself awake by getting on and off buses, it's my fault?




















I think TP's on a wind-up

 

[pengaleng]

Ah , not read the story then ?

nope, I cant be arsed to click some link to read a load of filler when the story is 'pervert wanks over sleeping commuter on brixton train'

I couldnt give a fuck who he is/ she is/ what occurred, what she said, what the police think, etc.

 

[Pip]

They're actually not as uncommon as you expect (tube wankers). I know of three girls (my wife included) who had geezers tug off in front of them, and they weren't even sleeping.

Must be a sport for sex cases.

It's their fault for leaving the house without a man tbh.

 

[Refused as fuck]

It's their fault for leaving the kitchen tbh.

fixed.

 

[tufty79]

It's their fault for leaving the house.

fixed.

 

[Yetman]

But was he good looking??

I would only complain about waking up to some chick wanking over me if she was ugly, I'd be all like 'fuck off you munter, go and wank over someone else eh? Go on, OUT OF IT LOVE

But if she was like fit and that I'd be all 'hey baby want a hand with that?'

So he was probably ugly.

 

[pengaleng]

But was he good looking??

I would only complain about waking up to some chick wanking over me if she was ugly, I'd be all like 'fuck off you munter, go and wank over someone else eh? Go on, OUT OF IT LOVE

But if she was like fit and that I'd be all 'hey baby want a hand with that?'

So he was probably ugly.

totally.